I saw some of the worst tattoos of my life while at a resort in Mexico this summer. Some highlights:
1. One man had half of his back covered in a Harley-Davidson logo, reducing his existence to no more than a human billboard, a willing whore of sorts.
2. One fat guy had the Star Wars logo plastered on his bicep while on each of his forearms had the words "JEDI" and "LORD SITH" penned, inexplicably, in an old English calligraphic font.
3. One French-Canadian had his entire back covered in one of those terrible tribal patterns, which wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't done it entirely in RED, making his back resemble something of a massive open sore.
And the coup de grace,
4. An obnoxious French Canadian, who couldn't stop using the n-word while we were on the beach, had the funniest gangster tattoo on his stomach, a la Tupac Shakur's "Thug Life" tattoo. Except this chooch had written over and under his navel in that typical gangster font "ONE LUV, BRO". God, I could barely contain my contempt for him sitting there staring at the permanent written proof of his retardation. What a joke.
Originally posted by darvlayDoes your mother know you hang out in that kind of place?
I saw some of the worst tattoos of my life while at a resort in Mexico this summer. Some highlights:
1. One man had half of his back covered in a Harley-Davidson logo, reducing his existence to no more than a human billboard, a willing whore of sorts.
2. One fat guy had the Star Wars logo plastered on his bicep while on each of his forearms had the ...[text shortened]... tting there staring at the permanent written proof of his retardation. What a joke.
Originally posted by Sunburntit's the bar code of honor. seitse lives in the most drunk infested part of helsinki, Kallio (the rock). when they pass out, the barkeeper runs the barcode through a special 'drunk phone', and the local cops pick up the guys and deliver to the address corresponding to the barcode. it's all automated and efficient, and saves the city big bucks in jail cleaning costs.
Why do your pants have a barcode on them?