Originally posted by darvlay
I saw some of the worst tattoos of my life while at a resort in Mexico this summer. Some highlights:
1. One man had half of his back covered in a Harley-Davidson logo, reducing his existence to no more than a human billboard, a willing whore of sorts.
2. One fat guy had the Star Wars logo plastered on his bicep while on each of his forearms had the ...[text shortened]... tting there staring at the permanent written proof of his retardation. What a joke.
I once met this old fat lady that once worked in a tatoo parlor. She was dying and she had these two tatoos on the inside of her upper thigh (thank God I didn't get to see them). On one thigh she had a pig going in one direction and on the other there was a rooster running from it. She said it was "pig after cock." I don't know why she just didn't tatoo "I"m a fat ugly dumbass" on her forhead.
