Originally posted by rbmorris1. Coffee
1. Why must I conform to their standard, by ordering a “venti”, “tall” or “grande” coffee? Just give me a large please.
2. There’s now a Starbucks on just about every street corner. They’ve closed down just about all of the little coffee shops with any charm and character.
3. Who ever heard of paying $2.50 for a cup of coffee???
4. Every time I order a ...[text shortened]... cup.
10. They now have the in Safeway supermarkets…another prong on the axis of culinary evil.
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Originally posted by rbmorris10 reasons Starbucks works as a business model
1. Why must I conform to their standard, by ordering a “venti”, “tall” or “grande” coffee? Just give me a large please.
2. There’s now a Starbucks on just about every street corner. They’ve closed down just about all of the little coffee shops with any charm and character.
3. Who ever heard of paying $2.50 for a cup of coffee???
4. Every time I order a ...[text shortened]... cup.
10. They now have the in Safeway supermarkets…another prong on the axis of culinary evil.
1. People love to conform to their standard, by ordering a “venti”, “tall” or “grande” coffee.
2. There’s now a Starbucks on just about every street corner. They’ve closed down just about all of the little coffee shops with any charm and character.
3. People are willing to pay $2.50 for a cup of coffee.
4. Every time someone orders a cup of coffee they try to cross-sell some kind of “heavenly fudgie delight bar” or something like that.
5. People like their coffee to be hotter than the sun.
6. They tell people what kind of lame music to listen too. People like to be told what to listen to.
7. Their employees live the brand. If a customer asks for 'Large', they will be asked "You mean 'Venti'?".
8. People like getting fat.
9. People like strong coffee.
10. They are expanding their prescence into other retail outlets to capture a larger market share.
"Some think me mad, aye, Starbuck does" Ahab, Moby Dick
I like Starbucks, but prefer Cravens, Domi, and other local roasters. Starbucks is 280 miles away. Still, I enjoy the occasional free pound from my brother's boyfriend, who works at Starbucks. (Don't tell him I bought a machiatto at Tully's).
Originally posted by rhbConclusion: People are sheep.
[b]10 reasons Starbucks works as a business model
1. People love to conform to their standard, by ordering a “venti”, “tall” or “grande” coffee.
2. There’s now a Starbucks on just about every street corner. They’ve closed down just about all of the little coffee shops with any charm and character.
3. People are willing to pay $2.50 for a cup of coffee. ...[text shortened]... . They are expanding their prescence into other retail outlets to capture a larger market share.[/b]
Originally posted by c99uxarigato,coffee for $10.00 a cup
If you like coffee but don't like Starbucks, I'll tell you what to do:
Come to Japan.
Drink in all the other coffee shops.
Then you'll like Starbucks 'cos the rest are crxp.
And anyway, my students pay for the coffee.
live strarbuck LIVE!!!!!😵
Nobody understands coffee. The quality of coffee increases with caffeine content; that's all. If you dissolve a Pro-Plus in your coffee, you have improved it. If you buy decaf, you've bought rubbish coffee.
Don't put things in your coffee unless you drink enough of it so that your stomach will be damaged if you don't.
Given these two points, it is stupid to pay large amounts for coffee, but when something like a Starbuck's is all that's available, go there because that is better than not drinking coffee.
Originally posted by RBHILLIf Jesus were in New Jersey, he would turn water into coffee, and it would be more hip than Star-Schmucks. He'd probably do this in the arcade where his daddy went to play skeeball.
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