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Terror on the airlines?

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Crazy! His exit was fabulous, dahling! I see that he's already being fêted on Facebook.

It's easy to understand why he snapped, though; airline passengers can be very churlish and unreasonable, and there's no need for them to vent their petty, plebeian frustrations on the poor staff.

Had this happened over here in the UK, though, I imagine the outcome would be a whit different. The tabloid press would track down all his ex-boyfriends and he'd be interviewed on daytime TV by a quartet of ghastly women, before securing an advance for his autobiography. The US Criminal Justice System, on the other hand, will most likely take a very dim view of "Recklessly Endangering an Aircraft." At least he'll probably have the skills to survive in a tough gaol over there.

Thank heaven he wasn't working for IranAir - they'd've hanged him from a crane...

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Just another human time bomb concealing explosives in his head.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Just another human time bomb concealing explosives in his head.
BANG!

I was in JFK airport 2 years ago, and saw a guy who I thought was remarkably similar to Jack Nicholson.

I shouted, "Hi-Jack!"

I've never seen so many yanks drop to the floor and poo their pants in 1 second!

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by mikelom
BANG!

I was in JFK airport 2 years ago, and saw a guy who I thought was remarkably similar to Jack Nicholson.

I shouted, "Hi-Jack!"

I've never seen so many yanks drop to the floor and poo their pants in 1 second!

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
I met Ron Jeremy at the airport once... I'm not sure what his response would have been if I'd offered to jack him?

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