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Originally posted by invigorate
You should find someone to kiss them better.

Yes.
But exactly how do you propose I do that?
Walk up to someone in a supermarket tomorrow and say: "Listen love, do you mind kissing my swollen testicles?"

See...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes.
But exactly how do you propose I do that?
Walk up to someone in a supermarket tomorrow and say: "Listen love, do you mind kissing my swollen testicles?"

See...

Well, maybe you should buy them dinner first...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well no, it's actually quite embarrassing.
They're a bit black and blue and a wee bit swollen. The pain's gone, although that's probably down to the marijuana.

I've tried to fix the pedal as well, but the screw's sort of in deep in the metal thing. I've tried all sorts of turn-screw-machine-things and none of them can get at the screw (althoug ...[text shortened]... per thing can't fit in the whole where the non-screw is.

I'm getting well frustrated here.

I don't even know what happened to your man parts and I am wincing in pain!
I don't believe testicles and metal screws should be mentioned in the same paragraph......

Originally posted by Bowmann
Well, maybe you should buy them dinner first...

if its snails in garlic sauce you can kiss your own 😉

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I don't even know what happened to your man parts and I am wincing in pain!
I don't believe testicles and metal screws should be mentioned in the same paragraph......

I was cycling along and my peddle broke off and through the force of my peddling, I slid off the saddle and landed on the cross bar.

Originally posted by wucky3
if its snails in garlic sauce you can kiss your own 😉

Snails in garlic butter.....

mhmmmmmmm

Originally posted by wucky3
black and blue?? nasty. They'll be right in a day or 2 ...a couple of weeks at the most. 🙂

Only a girl could post that, immediately followed by a smiley.

D

Originally posted by shavixmir
I was cycling along and my peddle broke off and through the force of my peddling, I slid off the saddle and landed on the cross bar.

hahaha...slid off the saddle..I'm sorry, it just cracks me up thinking about it..i wish i'd been an observer lol...

Originally posted by wucky3
hahaha...slid off the saddle..I'm sorry, it just cracks me up thinking about it..i wish i'd been an observer lol...

Yes, sadism will get you everywhere!

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes, sadism will get you everywhere!

sorry...that was quite sadistic. You want them in good form for next fortnight though...stay off the old pushbike for the next couple of weeks hey...

Originally posted by wucky3
sorry...that was quite sadistic. You want them in good form for next fortnight though...stay off the old pushbike for the next couple of weeks hey...

Well, I'm very pleased that at least one person is interested in the wellfare of my testicles...

Someone suggested massaging them would help too...

Originally posted by wucky3
You want them in good form for next fortnight...stay off the old pushbike for the next couple of weeks hey...

Do you two plan to meet?