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There are a few points that I am admittedly ignorant in.

a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

b) When a female strategically drops her pen in class within a male's vicinity and the male quickly picks it up, both male and female has conveyed the unspoken desire to partake in nocturnal activities with the other.

c) When a male repeatedly catches a female staring and then quickly glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.

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d) "NO!" means "YES!"

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a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

b) When a female strategically drops her pen in class within a male's vicinity and the male quickly picks it up, both male and female has conveyed the unspoken desire to partake in n ...[text shortened]... y glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.[/b]
[a]jarmies to school??? [work?????] assume that they are insane
[b] yes means no
[c] youve left your zip down

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Originally posted by nihilismor
There are a few points that I am admittedly ignorant in.

a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

b) When a female strategically drops her pen in class within a male's vicinity ...[text shortened]... y glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.
😞


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Dating has already been solved by the Japanese--and they've been gracious enough to share the secrets in an instructional video. I heartily recommend if you're looking for that special one!

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Originally posted by nihilismor


a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

LOL 😀

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Originally posted by nihilismor
a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"
I'd understand, if this was the latest "fashion" trend in high schools, but I see the same people doing their grocery shopping around 5 pm, in their pajamas and bedhead. They tend to be lovers of the elasticized waist too, from those I've seen.

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Originally posted by nihilismor
When a male repeatedly catches a female staring and then quickly glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.
Women tend to enjoy picking, she's probably sizing up a whitehead that's sprouted on your nose.

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Originally posted by nihilismor
There are a few points that I am admittedly ignorant in.

a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

b) When a female strategically drops her pen in class within a male's vicinity ...[text shortened]... y glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.
You are going to die a virgin. 😞

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Originally posted by nihilismor
There are a few points that I am admittedly ignorant in.

a) When a female wears pajama bottoms to school (or work) am I correct that these are considered to be "f#%$ me pants" or is it better to assume that they are "I woke up late and didn't have time to change pants?"

b) When a female strategically drops her pen in class within a male's vicinity ...[text shortened]... y glancing away this is evidence that that female is in heat and needs to sate her hunger.
f#%$ me pants"

What in the hell is that? I can't seem to equate a verb with f#%$.

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Originally posted by badmoon
f#%$ me pants"

What in the hell is that? I can't seem to equate a verb with f#%$.
If it quacks like a duck...

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What, exactly do you mean by pajama bottoms? I'm around kids all the time, and they don't call them pajamas.

Someone's stuck in the 70's

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Originally posted by SmookieP
What, exactly do you mean by pajama bottoms? I'm around kids all the time, and they don't call them pajamas.

Someone's stuck in the 70's
What are they properly called, then?

Some definitely aren't PJ's--although they look like it. I appreciate those, regardless of the nomenclature.

Rock on, sistaz.

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Originally posted by SmookieP
What, exactly do you mean by pajama bottoms? I'm around kids all the time, and they don't call them pajamas.

Someone's stuck in the 70's
i see these all the time, what do you call them big p?

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Originally posted by SmookieP
What, exactly do you mean by pajama bottoms? I'm around kids all the time, and they don't call them pajamas.

Someone's stuck in the 70's
There are loads of trousers that look like pyjama bottoms. They are defenetly called PJs here.


Nihilismor I do hope you're joking!

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