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Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
I hope you live longer than to the age of 40, but congratulations on the start of at least the next 1/4 of the rest of your life 😀

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
Happy Birthday, Epic.


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Happy Birthday. One word of advice: the 30's is the time when alot of men start slowly adding weight (3-4 pounds) each year, I know I did. Keep an eye on it friend.

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
Are you on Metamucil yet? That's the first sign something is slowing down. The next thing is heel spurs. You get them by walking 5 miles every day in an effort to lose the 25lbs. of fat you gained from weight lifting every day at the gym. Not only can you not poop, but it doesn't matter because your feet hurt too bad to walk to the terlit. That's where the adult diapers come in.......getting old is not for sissies.

GRANNY.

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Happy Birthday there young fellow ! 😉

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Ahh my 30's. Wild sex with multiple partners, drugs, wild party time. No wonder I look 60 now when I am 49. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ahh my 30's. Wild sex with multiple partners, drugs, wild party time. No wonder I look 60 now when I am 49. 😞
multiple partners? I didn't know you were ambidextrous😕

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I'm 26 and feel like a dead man already

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
I'm 26 and feel like a dead man already
Then have one, there are plenty of them around by all accounts.

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
You must be kidding. I love being 31.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You must be kidding. I love being 31.
I hate being 31.
I want to be 27 again, when I was still young and naive....

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Originally posted by Aiko
I hate being 31.
I want to be 27 again, when I was still young and naive....
If you were a Gnipe, you'd be allowed to go backwards.

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
Happy birthday.

You probably spent the last 15 years thinking about off'ing yourself, now you get to spend the rest of your life worrying about somebody or something off'ing you.

😉

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Originally posted by epic0002
Thats right Im 30 today.. Im officially old and probably 3/4 dead already.
Thirty, man that's OLD....

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