The boys speak out: How to get a boy...

Be yourself, be honest and don`t preach.

Originally posted by Nyxie
That's just disgusting....shavixmir there are still some children on this site you know.

I for one am not into the "silicone valley" 😉

Keep it real 😵

Originally posted by Nyxie
That's just disgusting....shavixmir there are still some children on this site you know.

How to get a guy:

Go for the hefty guy, they are far less likely to turn you down!

-Fatty

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's not disgusting.
And it works.

Do you know what they put in perfumes?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yeah , whale puke . But I don't think you're going to score with the ladies with that .

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Isn't that lipstick?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I thought lipstick was fish scales . I'm pretty sure they used squid beaks that sperm whales puked up at one time . They evidently can't digest them , so they get encrusted with stomach secretions and haowked up like a giant fur ball . They were extremely pungent , and used as a base in perfumes to make the smell last longer or become more entrenched in whatever it got on .

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Now why does that turn me on.....

Okay, Let me get this straight.....

To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....

exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist

be in the vicinity

be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him

wear less make-up

silicone is optional

use "alternative" perfumes....You sure about that shavi-muffin?

don't be a b*t*ch and have beer while not being a b*t*ch

remember, hefty guys are easy...and there is more for the lovin'

wear a short skirt and a smile

or acid white pants

or be naked with a six pack

dance on him

Is that right?

Originally posted by Aynat
Okay, Let me get this straight.....

To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....

exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist

be in the vicinity

be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him

wear less make-up

silicone is optional

use "alternative" perfumes....You sure about that shavi-muffin?

don't be a b*t*ch and ...[text shortened]... mile

or acid white pants

or be naked with a six pack

dance on him

Is that right?

Originally posted by Aynat
Okay, Let me get this straight.....

To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....

exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist

be in the vicinity

be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him

wear less make-up

silicone is optional

use "alternative" perfumes....You sure about that shavi-muffin?

don't be a b*t*ch and ...[text shortened]... mile

or acid white pants

or be naked with a six pack

dance on him

Is that right?

Originally posted by Aynat
Okay, Let me get this straight.....

To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....

exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist

be in the vicinity

be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him

wear less make-up ...[text shortened]...
or be naked with a six pack

dance on him

Is that right?