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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Don't forget the fish scales, sweety. 😛
Angel baby.....

I am a just a bit concerned about you....

But for you....fish scales.



😉

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Originally posted by Aynat
Okay, Let me get this straight.....

To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....

exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist

be in the vicinity

be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him

wear less make-up

silicone is optional

use "alternative" perfumes....You sure about that shavi-muffin?

don't be a b*t*ch and ...[text shortened]... mile

or acid white pants

or be naked with a six pack

dance on him

Is that right?

oooh and don`t forget rich!! cause I have a sky-high lifestyle thats needs supporting... also I need a ferrari

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Originally posted by shavixmir
[b]It's not disgusting.
And it works.
You raised a memory from the dead:

I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chanting a few catchy verses over it. The poor buy became obsessed with her...She got what she wanted. So, if all else fails, witchcraft appears to be an option. I wonder if that has anything to do with the surfeit of low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You raised a memory from the dead:

I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chan ...[text shortened]... f low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.
And I suppose, even if it doesn't work, she has the satisfaction of knowing that she made him drink some of her menstrual fluid (Ew by the way).

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You raised a memory from the dead:

I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chan ...[text shortened]... f low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.
okay not thirsty anymore... thanks ruined my coffee

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Originally posted by Chakan
okay not thirsty anymore... thanks ruined my coffee
Are you a bloody mary drinker ?

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Just call Michael jackson

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Are you a bloody mary drinker ?
no but just thinking about that put me off my coffee... beside the milk was sour.... too many visuals

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Just be yourself.
LOL

(Plonker.)

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Originally posted by Bowmann
LOL

(Plonker.)
OK, in your special case, be someone else. There's always the rule-proving exception.

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Haven't taken the time to read this thread (sorry), but I thought I'd post this for anyone who might find it amusing. When I was a younger man, but not too young, I went out with a particular girl who I liked alot. I decided not to treat her like countless (true statement there, I was not a "nice boy" ) others, and did not immediately pursue the prize. Long story short, she got tired of waiting for me to make a move and one evening at her house she threw a glass of water in my lap, then asked "Do you want me to take your pants and put them in the dryer?"

We've been married blissfully for 11 years now.

Brian

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Originally posted by Aynat
Angel baby.....

I am a just a bit concerned about you....

But for you....fish scales.



😉
I like how you call him Angel, that's cool. Unfortunatley, I don't think my name can yield anything else, rather than what it already is.

*sigh*

Cursed with a handle that can't be made into another cute nickname. Maybe that means it's perfect, the way it is.

How's THAT for getting off topic? Eh? Do ya like that? Yeah!


😛

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Originally posted by Aynat
Turn about is fair play....
Choose Hot avatars and post sweet messages.

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Find out what the sap's mother's like and replicate her behaviour.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I like how you call him Angel, that's cool. Unfortunatley, I don't think my name can yield anything else, rather than what it already is.

*sigh*

Cursed with a handle that can't be made into another cute nickname. Maybe that means it's perfect, the way it is.

How's THAT for getting off topic? Eh? Do ya like that? Yeah!


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What if you cheat and use the 3 as a backwards "E" , and the 1's as "L"s or "I"s ?

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