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Kit Kat and Butterfingers... what do you have for me?!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Kit Kat and Butterfingers... what do you have for me?!

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What the hell is a butterfinger?

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Originally posted by Crowley
What the hell is a butterfinger?
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Originally posted by Crowley
What the hell is a butterfinger?
A: Delicious.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Kit Kat and Butterfingers... what do you have for me?!

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The candy exchange is the best part of Halloween!

It was always hard coming back with those unbankable items like a pear from the house that was trying to give out healthy food, and the popcorn ball from the family who wanted to have a more old-fashioned involved Halloween than just giving out prepackaged candy, and the one neighbor who have out pennies, and the one house that gave out tiny bags made out of napkins and closed with a twist-tie at the top filled with "candy corn" -- I mean, you couldn't give those away. *sigh*. Straight-up Hershey's Chocolate Bars were the gold bullion, the standard by which all other candy was measured.

Well, anyway, how about a Three Musketeers Bar for that Kit Kat?

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Butterfingers stick to your teeth too much, then you spend a bunch of time tryin to get it off with your tongue.

I have 6 Fifth Avenue bars! peanut butter and chocolate, and some of those orange and black-wrapped taffy chews.. they're kind of peanut buttery too.

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..i have pretzels..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i have pretzels..
Sounds good, ready for a trade?

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Butterfingers stick to your teeth too much, then you spend a bunch of time tryin to get it off with your tongue.

I have 6 Fifth Avenue bars! peanut butter and chocolate, and some of those orange and black-wrapped taffy chews.. they're kind of peanut buttery too.
Get it off with your tongue? No, you're supposed to leave it there and let it act like a time-release capsule of tasty goodness. I'll trade you my Chunky for one of your Fifth Avenue bars. 🙂

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Dam you guys I'm trying to lose weight 😕

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sounds good, ready for a trade?

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Don't do it! You can't encourage pretzels at Halloween! It's like offering to sell oil for pesos instead of the dollar. You're threatening to destabilize the Halloween exchange and collapse the whole market.

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Originally posted by Asthereal
Dam you guys I'm trying to lose weight 😕
we want ur candy

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Don't do it! You can't encourage pretzels at Halloween! It's like offering to sell oil for pesos instead of the dollar. You're threatening to destabilize the Halloween exchange and collapse the whole market.
Done deal!

Now what the hell do I do with all these stupid candy corns? 😞

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Done deal!

Now what the hell do I do with all these stupid candy corns? 😞
Why, put them in the freezer and give them out next Halloween, of course. 🙂

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Done deal!

Now what the hell do I do with all these stupid candy corns? 😞
Throw 'em in the furnace. They are flammable, after all.