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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Who the hell is your avatar? Good god man.
She's hawt for Jesus, aren't you?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
I am now after a few surreptitious peeks.

What's her name? What's her phone number?
The truth is too precious to tell every fool that asks for it.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Who the hell is your avatar? Good god man.
She looks like she doesn't get enough food. And clothes.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
She looks like she doesn't get enough food. And clothes.
Looks like she has about the right amount of both.
Possibly too much if we're talking clothes.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
She looks like she doesn't get enough food. And clothes.
You're talking about my current and temporary fascination here! 🙁

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Originally posted by Starrman
You're talking about my current and temporary fascination here! 🙁
I am glad to hear it's temporary. 🙂

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am glad to hear it's temporary. 🙂
Rest assured, it will only remain until some other goddess appears, or I return to the folds of the heavenly Adriana.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
No.
He just watched the same discovery channel programme I watched about 6 years ago and thought: "Hey...there's a story in that."

Or perhaps he read Umberto Eco's book, but I sincerely doubt it.
who is umberto and what does he write

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Absolute crap.
No character development, no differentiation of plot and certainly no dialogues worth mentioning.

In fact, the whole story heads towards one point and doesn't even attempt to deviate.

PLUS, and this is what really pissed me off, is that the epilogue contradicts the point of the story.

PURE AND UTTERLY PATHETIC.
And the writer ...[text shortened]... ter AND with one of the best endings ever written, read Umberto Eco's Faucoult's Pendulum.
Agreed. Also try "The Man Who Was Thursday" by G.K. Chesterton.

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Did you know that Dan Brown used to teach a creative writing class?

I think he should attend one.

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Originally posted by twenty6
who is umberto and what does he write
Umberto Eco is a writer and modern philosopher. He has written a handful of fiction books that are reasonably heavy going. The most well known was The Name Of The Rose, which was made into a film starring Sean Connery in the late 80's. I say it's heavy going, but it is an excellent read if you can get past his method of story telling - for example, he deviates from the central story for a whole chapter just to describe the carvings on a church door .... 10 pages (20 sides) in small print 😲

The book that shavixmir is talking about is called Foucault's Pendulum. It's an immense tome about conspiracy theories and links between them all - it ties in the Knights of the Templar, the Illuminati, the Masons and a multitude of other secret organisations and groups and blends fact with fiction in a similar way to Dan Brown. This one is really good, but I have yet to finish it - It's just not a easy read, and certainly not bedtime reading. It's long, too. Completing it has been put off until the summer now....

I actually really enjoyed the Da Vinci Code, and read it for the work of fiction that it is. After reading his other 3 books, it is clear that Dan Brown is exhausting his current writing template, but they are all worth reading. I can't believe that people are taking The Da Vinci Code seriously though - why???

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If you want to read a story along the same lines, but 1.000.000 times better AND with one of the best endings ever written, read Umberto Eco's Faucoult's Pendulum.
Totally and utterly agree with you, Shav! 😲 An overwhelming intellect writing for the soul 😲


Just for the young and uninitiated : http://www.umbertoeco.com/ 😉 Enjoy!

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Originally posted by Hindstein
Umberto Eco is a writer and modern philosopher. He has written a handful of fiction books that are reasonably heavy going. The most well known was The Name Of The Rose, which was made into a film starring Sean Connery in the late 80's. I say it's heavy going, but it is an excellent read if you can get past his method of story telling - for example, he d ...[text shortened]... ding. I can't believe that people are taking The Da Vinci Code seriously though - why???
Eco got there first.... These other copyists are trite, clumsy and boringly derivative 😴😴😴😴😴