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The dumbest thing you ever said....

The dumbest thing you ever said....

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Just as I push the button: "What's this button for?"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
[b]There's really no start to it and probably it's unfinishable, but here are a few that spring to mind:




Knocking at the door of the girl I'm love with (when I was 16 or 17) and asking her: "Do you want to come out and play?"

It's not a dumb question...try matching the question to the girl. 😉

What's the game? What do I get if I win? Or lose?

😵

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Waking up late...

"Hey, wake up! It's 8! You are late for work"!

I say... "What, how long has it been 8"!?

p-

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"Wake up,it's time to go to bed"
The look I got.....IEK! 😲

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
"Wake up,it's time to go to bed"
The look I got.....IEK! 😲
My dad says that to me all the time..I fall asleep in front of the TV.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
My dad says that to me all the time..I fall asleep in front of the TV.
So did she,nice 'n cosy with a blanket and a pillow.What I had in mind did not happen that night 😞

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Originally posted by Aynat
While out sailing in the vicinity of some icebergs, I had the opportunity to touch one. My brilliant and insightful comment was: Wow! That's cold! and it was caught on video tape!
Duh its cold.

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
"Wake up,it's time to go to bed"
The look I got.....IEK! 😲
i fall asleep infront of the tv too.

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Originally posted by nightwing
Duh its cold.
Ice cold, in fact. 😀

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"No honey, getting back into chess won't take much time away from the family - it's just a little hobby."
😳

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Originally posted by lloydk
"No honey, getting back into chess won't take much time away from the family - it's just a little hobby."
😳
Heh...

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I was riding in a car being driven by friend last night. He shows me his water bottle that he keeps next to him while he drives, bragging that it is completely spill-proof. To prove his point, he turns it upside-down and shakes it vigorously. So vigorusly that he squeezes it a little too tightly. I think you can figure out where this story is headed.....

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Friend of mine let's call him "Bob" recently divorced from let's say "Donna" and remarried to oh let's say "Angela" Mucho acrimony between the newlyweds and "Donna" I'm over there for dinner one evening, all is nice, when I lean over after making some comment and say "Isn't that right, Donna?" Just dig me a hole, I'll shoot myself ...

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hi