Originally posted by shavixmirIt's not a dumb question...try matching the question to the girl. 😉
[b]There's really no start to it and probably it's unfinishable, but here are a few that spring to mind:
Knocking at the door of the girl I'm love with (when I was 16 or 17) and asking her: "Do you want to come out and play?"
What's the game? What do I get if I win? Or lose?
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I was riding in a car being driven by friend last night. He shows me his water bottle that he keeps next to him while he drives, bragging that it is completely spill-proof. To prove his point, he turns it upside-down and shakes it vigorously. So vigorusly that he squeezes it a little too tightly. I think you can figure out where this story is headed.....
Friend of mine let's call him "Bob" recently divorced from let's say "Donna" and remarried to oh let's say "Angela" Mucho acrimony between the newlyweds and "Donna" I'm over there for dinner one evening, all is nice, when I lean over after making some comment and say "Isn't that right, Donna?" Just dig me a hole, I'll shoot myself ...