while watching a solar eclipse in France a friend was setting up a video camera on a tripod. Another friend walked over to take a look at the camera and on noticing ridges on the contol buttons asked "is that brail so blind people can use it?"
(in the same trip one friend complained that it was bloody stupid that all the toll gates were on the left side of the car so if you didn't have a passenger you'd have trouble. The fact that we were driving a British car on the continent had scarily escaped his attention)
Originally posted by The Slow Pawni was sailing and fell in the water (as you do when your sailing...well-when your a crewman and the helmsman decides to try capsising you do anyway...but i got him back so it's all okay 🙂). anyway-we got back in the boat, and i commented "i'm wet!"
Claretnblue, I'd invite you to join Metallica ... Little did I know at that time
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Good Lord... are those really the dumbest things you've ever said? If I told you the dumbest thing I've ever said, I'd have to kill you... and since tracking down everyone who reads this forum would be a pain (and leave RHP kind of depopulated), I think I'll just say- it was dumb! And there aren't a lot of witnesses.
Originally posted by mitiegei've said stuff a lot dummer (i kinda have a reputatipn for it...), but i didn;t hear the end of thataone for quite a while...and anyway, i tend to expell the ultra suprebly stupily dumb stuff from my memory...😛
Good Lord... are those really the dumbest things you've ever said? If I told you the dumbest thing I've ever said, I'd have to kill you... and since tracking down everyone who reads this forum would be a pain (and leave RHP kind of depopulated), I think I'll just say- it was dumb! And there aren't a lot of witnesses.
There's really no start to it and probably it's unfinishable, but here are a few that spring to mind:
Sitting in the classroom when I was 7 and asking the teacher: "Can I go for a jobby."
Knocking at the door of the girl I'm love with (when I was 16 or 17) and asking her: "Do you want to come out and play?"
One day during football I was the keeper and the guy shot the ball and I saved it easily. So I shouted to the team taking the penalties: "Is that all you've got?"
The next penalty hit me square in the face and knocked me off my feet.
When I was filling the shelves in a supermarket in Holland some girl kept nagging at me to clean up a pot of peanut butter. So, in my best Dutch I said: "Doe het zelf joh, gore stinkende kanker hoer dat je bent."
She turned out to be the boss' daughter.
I won't bother translating it, I'm sure you get the jist...
But the dumbest thing I've ever heard was a friend of mine, let's call him David, as he was stood in a field telling me, his younger brother and a couple of my friends about how to love animals and nature, because that is the way of a witch. "Be one with nature."
And this almighty large horse leaned over the wire and bit him in the neck.
'Knocking at the door of the girl I'm love with (when I was 16 or 17) and asking her: "Do you want to come out and play?"'
Did she? If so, that's a keeper, just on the forgiveness level. Better might be 'stay in and play'- cheesy enough that it deserves to be shot down, badly, but you never know... delivered with some confidence, at that age, you might get away with it- maybe 1 in 5- assuming you're a pretty sexy guy.... like the difference between 'can I kiss you?' and 'would you like to kiss me?' (the logical follow up to anything other than yes or no being 'wanna find out?'😉. Both ridiculous, but....
Ah, young love... glad I'm not that young anymore. Genesis of a lot of the dumb things I've said 🙂.
Originally posted by shavixmirMan I don't speak Dutch....send that translation to me......I'm tryin ta learn Dutch but I can't find classes....any body know any internet courses or somethin?
There's really no start to it and probably it's unfinishable, but here are a few that spring to mind:
Sitting in the classroom when I was 7 and asking the teacher: "Can I go for a jobby."
Knocking at the door of the girl I'm love with (when I was 16 or 17) and asking her: "Do you want to come out and play?"
One day during football I was ...[text shortened]... e with nature."
And this almighty large horse leaned over the wire and bit him in the neck.