The dumbest thing you ever said....

Originally posted by Natural Science
I was riding in a car being driven by friend last night. He shows me his water bottle that he keeps next to him while he drives, bragging that it is completely spill-proof. To prove his point, he turns it upside-down and shakes it vigorously. So vigorusly that he squeezes it a little too tightly. I think you can figure out where this story is headed.....

Originally posted by mitiege
Good Lord... are those really the dumbest things you've ever said? If I told you the dumbest thing I've ever said, I'd have to kill you... and since tracking down everyone who reads this forum would be a pain (and leave RHP kind of depopulated), I think I'll just say- it was dumb! And there aren't a lot of witnesses.

aww come on

tell us

Originally posted by shavixmir
When I was filling the shelves in a supermarket in Holland some girl kept nagging at me to clean up a pot of peanut butter. So, in my best Dutch I said: "Doe het zelf joh, gore stinkende kanker hoer dat je bent."

Not dumb, but funny:

I was once visiting a woman in Australia. She had an 11-y/o son, and we chatted a bit about travelling and stuff. Then I asked him: "Have you ever been abroad?" He looked at me strangely, and his mum interrupted: "We call that 'overseas' here." Later, I realized the boy probably thought I asked him if he had had a sex change...

Showing two Northwest Airlines flight attendants (American, and both very cute) around in Amsterdam, one of the two expressed an interest to buy some souvenirs for her mum. She showed her wrists and asked: "What do you buy for two wrists?" Assuming she was thinking about buying a bracelet or a wristwatch, and walking into the Red Light District, I tried to be funny by suggesting "Handcuffs?" Again, only later I realized that showing her wrists (actually the palms of her hands) was only expression of 'despair', and what she had actually asked was "What do you buy for tourists?"