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Why are women referred to as the fairer sex?

They always have to get the last word in in an argument and when that doesn't work, they cheat by starting to cry.
Don't think the argument is over after the actual fight or disagreement stops, because that 'lady' will keep it filed away under her immense 'Sleeping Dogs' reference section to bring up whenever she needs ammo.
This is not very fair.


Also, here's a little known fact about women:

Why have we never sent a woman to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why have we never sent a woman to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning!
Are you sure? It's awfully dusty up there!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why have we never sent a woman to the moon?
It is my personal opinion that we should start thinking about sending some up there.

Apparently, there's actually a lot of moon dust and it would be one less thing feminists can complain about.

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In Mexico there is a saying:

"Women must be kept like shotguns: Loaded and in the kitchen"

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Women211.htm

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Originally posted by Seitse
In Mexico there is a saying:

"Women must be kept line shotguns: Loaded and in the kitchen"

[b]http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Women211.htm
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Damn you Sietse! I wanted to do that 😛

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Originally posted by Seitse
In Mexico there is a saying:

"Women must be kept like shotguns: Loaded and in the kitchen"

[b]http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Women211.htm
[/b]
Some evolution theories state that women in our times have smaller feet, because it allows them to get closer to the sink.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why are women referred to as the fairer sex?
Only blondes count as women.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Some evolution theories state that women in our times have smaller feet, because it allows them to get closer to the sink.
It seems we are subscribed to the same magazine. I have the same sources.

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Look boys I know it's hard for you to except but women simply are fairer. It's quiet obvious just by our reference; women.

Butterfly is much more then a fly
Dragonfly, same again
Ergo- women are men but with much more. More inteligence, elgance and emotional range. It's a hard truth, but you can handle it.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Look boys I know it's hard for you to except but women simply are fairer. It's quiet obvious just by our reference; women.

Butterfly is much more then a fly
Dragonfly, same again
Ergo- [b]wo
men are men but with much more. More inteligence, elgance and emotional range. It's a hard truth, but you can handle it.[/b]
Flies are female in my language. Most insects are.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Flies are female in my language. Most insects are.
Pineapple much more then just an apple.
Pine cone...you get the idea.

Most insects are female? Yeah most spiders proberly are becasue they eat their mate after conception 😀

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Originally posted by yo its me
Pineapple much more then just an apple.
Pine cone...you get the idea.

Most insects are female? Yeah most spiders proberly are becasue they eat their mate after conception 😀
boxcar, hobos ride them.
Foot doctor, much less than a doctor.
pseudopod
Butt Pirate
Bad Egg

etc.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
boxcar, hobos ride them.
Foot doctor, much less than a doctor.
pseudopod
Butt Pirate
Bad Egg

etc.

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Three of your examples are comprised of two words. Fail.

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Originally posted by yo its me
Pineapple much more then just an apple.
Pine cone...you get the idea.

Most insects are female? Yeah most spiders proberly are becasue they eat their mate after conception 😀
Cockroaches, spiders, dung flies, centipedes, etc...

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Originally posted by MrHand
...Fail.
Neither the first or last time, now is it?

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