the first line of yer novel

@sonhouse said
@Torunn
As a first line, that could be sarcasm🙂

The first time he was shot his vest saved him, the second time it was his nametag.

@sonhouse said
@Torunn
As a first line, that could be sarcasm🙂

The first time he was shot his vest saved him, the second time it was his nametag.

@Torunn

🙂

A new day dawned over Newport and nobody expected it to be the last of the Village.

The best of times were long past, just that people hadn't noticed, they always assume that it could be much better, when the only truth is that it can always be worse.

The final grain tumbled from the silo, initiating hunger's countdown, as if the last speck of sand has just fallen from an hourglass.

for my next trick, i will need a member of the audience, please

Nobody from RHP expected Rusty's body to be that heavy...

@cheesemaster said
Nobody from RHP expected Rusty's body to be that heavy...

@drewnogal said
Now that is awful 😫

i spent hours applying my clown makeup, in the fervent hope of bringing joy to the children in the cancer ward

I forgot to clarify he was drunk and passed out.
Not dead. 😆

@cheesemaster said
I forgot to clarify he was drunk and passed out.
Not dead. 😆

Thinking is overrated.