the first line of yer novel

Here, you drive.

the scent of flagrant self-promotion hung heavy in the air,
he didn't really want to be president, he just wanted attention from his mother.

Whne looking back the mistake was in plain sight, but at the time this looked like the best idea ever.

twas merely the babble of a constant stream of consciousness

perpetrated by multiple consciousnesses

Ok look officer, I can explain.

My neighbors all alienated, and all my mojo fled, I still laid out a circle of salt in my driveway and lit the candles.

i like my women to be married
such a pleasant social distance
we'll flirt, dance, carry on our romance
both knowing it's just a dalliance

tis not the quantity of food consumed that causes me regret
it's more the intensity of the peppers

the first time ever that i saw yer face, the danger of love displayed itself

@caesar-salad said
My neighbors all alienated, and all my mojo fled, I still laid out a circle of salt in my driveway and lit the candles.

The ritual could take up to 6 months or even a year, but what did I care... I was dead already.

"Oh!" was the last thought that went through George's head when he saw the big lorry on the narrow street, where he was trying to break his speed record.

Sun went up again to shine on the battlefield which had been converted to a big buffet for the vultures.

gruesome was the doctor's name
not the moniker of the monster
and as the body parts piled up quick
the whole thing smelled of munster

@rookie54 said
gruesome was the doctor's name
not the moniker of the monster
and as the body parts piled up quick
the whole thing smelled of munster

So your first line of yer novel will start like this?

-VR