The French

I am creating this forum to allow people to post any French jokes they know.
I'll start it off.

How many French people does it take to liberate their own country?

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
I am creating this forum to allow people to post any French jokes they know.
I'll start it off.

How many French people does it take to liberate their own country?

Here's mine:


The only thing that the french could ever host is an invasion.

Ooh, another:

Go onto google, type in 'french military victories', then press 'I'm feeling lucky'

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
I am creating this forum to allow people to post any French jokes they know.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
?

Obviously you live in a country that doesn't have a border with a powerful, facist oppressor, like Canada and Mexico.

Originally posted by Arachnarchist
I am creating this forum to allow people to post any French jokes they know.
I'll start it off.

How many French people does it take to liberate their own country?

Originally posted by Rene Pogel
I have a great respect for the french and to be honest I dont like jokes made against them. It may come as a great surprise to hear this from a very british person, but I have lived amongst the french for several years until recently and I admire them especially for being so forthright in maintaining their national identity (unlike the UK nowadays)

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
French people laugh at jokes about themselves.
Maybe not as much as the British, but the ones I've known have a reasonable sense of humour.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
That's because they have good teeth, and they can cook. 🙂

Originally posted by demonseed
The French don't have good teeth!

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Good point.and I don't care for French food much either. 😞

Originally posted by Ragnorak
What have you tried?

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
What have you tried?

D