The Lighter Side of News

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Trev was being mischievous. (2 option polls are always loaded). For example:


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Well, are you not going to spank him? The twins will have another instance of injustice to keep them busy posting their complaints about you and our club.

By any chance, did they apply for membership, and you turned them down? If this is the case, in those two, I see Aesop's fable come alive...the fox and the grapes. The bitter twin foxes.

@the-gravedigger said
I hope you think the same of me Rusty old chum 😉 😛

Sometimes it is best just not to make a comment at all, does that answer your question? 🙂 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
Sometimes it is best just not to make a comment at all, does that answer your question? 🙂 😛

-VR

Yes. 😢

@very-rusty said
I believe you are going to make a fine addition to this site.

-VR

I was told this site is for fine gentlemen and ladies. If I can add finesse, I'll accept your fine opinion for the addition with pleasure, and in the spirit of comradery .

@pettytalk said
I was told this site is for fine gentlemen and ladies. If I can add finesse, I'll accept your fine opinion for the addition with pleasure, and in the spirit of comradery .

You are quite welcome. Just be careful of what you say as certain people will harp on it for an eternity. 🙂

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Trev was being mischievous. (2 option polls are always loaded). For example:


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Even I voted Mr potato head 😄

@pettytalk said
Well, are you not going to spank him? The twins will have another instance of injustice to keep them busy posting their complaints about you and our club.

By any chance, did they apply for membership, and you turned them down? If this is the case, in those two, I see Aesop's fable come alive...the fox and the grapes. The bitter twin foxes.

What ghost and I do behind closed doors is a private matter.

Dive joined the club at the beginning but left when he and suzi got into a tiffle.

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You are really deficient in understanding. Although I said that I would not comment further on this fixation of yours, I cannot stand a grown man crying. You were the one who was attempting to be funny, and I merely gave what I thought to be an appropriate and better line to compliment yours.

Still, I find it difficult to understand that you would not grasp it. Myself, being married for a few decades, I can relate to such matters with wives, yours or mine. I don't want to seem intrusive in private matters, but it seems that masturbation is very common among all of us, married or not. But having a partner, some of us can appreciate a little help with that kind of self-service from time to time. Can you honestly say otherwise?

And I am certain that your uncle can relate, positively, to my attempt at trying to cheer you up when you seemed to be stricken with unrelenting grief for his loss. I picture him up there, looking down, and shaking his head at his nephew.

There was no intended malice on my part, then, nor now. As they say, can you not get that through your thick skull?

Since you will not accept what I'm saying, let me put it to your liking by saying this: If I have offended you, your wife, or your uncle in any way, you have my sincere and unconditional apologies.

@a-unique-nickname said
Even I voted Mr potato head 😄

I appreciate honesty in others. I voted the say way.

@a-unique-nickname said
What ghost and I do behind closed doors is a private matter.

Dive joined the club at the beginning but left when he and suzi got into a tiffle.

Good thing he's no longer a member; otherwise, I would have to ask for my money back. Ghost must have been a Christian when he accepted Dive into the club--he gave everything to the poor. Recalling that there are those who are poor in heart, there are also those who are poor in mind.

Disclaimer: On the lighter side.

I got this silly one online.

Son: Dad, when I grow up I wanna be a diver!
Dad: Good. No one has ever done both.

@pettytalk said
You are really deficient in understanding. Although I said that I would not comment further on this fixation of yours, I cannot stand a grown man crying. You were the one who was attempting to be funny, and I merely gave what I thought to be an appropriate and better line to compliment yours.

Still, I find it difficult to understand that you would not grasp it. Myself, b ...[text shortened]... offended you, your wife, or your uncle in any way, you have my sincere and unconditional apologies.

Myself, being married for a few decades, I can relate to such matters with wives, yours or mine. I don't want to seem intrusive in private matters, but it seems that masturbation is very common among all of us, married or not. But having a partner, some of us can appreciate a little help with that kind of self-service from time to time. Can you honestly say otherwise?

What on Earth is the matter with you?

@pettytalk said
You are really deficient in understanding. Although I said that I would not comment further on this fixation of yours, I cannot stand a grown man crying. You were the one who was attempting to be funny, and I merely gave what I thought to be an appropriate and better line to compliment yours.

Still, I find it difficult to understand that you would not grasp it. Myself, b ...[text shortened]... offended you, your wife, or your uncle in any way, you have my sincere and unconditional apologies.

And I am certain that your uncle can relate, positively, to my attempt at trying to cheer you up when you seemed to be stricken with unrelenting grief for his loss. I picture him up there, looking down, and shaking his head at his nephew.

Once again, you are talking about my dead relative.