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In laughing my a$$ off reading the many names and types of taking a dump from yesterdays "poo" post, I thought of my morning visit to the toilet. No, don't worry, i wasn't taking a dump. I began my drinking yestersay at approx 12 noon EST. went through the first set of football games, then watched my eagles win, then watched the night game. needless to say that was 12 hours well spent at the bar with friends, and then i went to bed

The point is, in taking the usual morning piss I found myself standing there for an unusual and extremely long period of time. I'm telling you it just kept coming and coming, you know, the ones that are so long your eyes start watering up. And in my condition from yesterday i soon wished I had sat down for this one. about one minute in i considered making the transition from standing to sitting, but it's just to damn painful to squeeze it off when the flow has begun. After that i just kinda of let it go and started thinking that this has to be some kind of personal record for me. It had to be between 2 and 3 minutes of hard flowing stream pee. maybe i should put a timer next to the toilet so I'm ready for the next one 😛

Whats your personal record?

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I guess I have the record. Pocketkings is the pee champion of RHP!

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I guess I have the record. Pocketkings is the pee champion of RHP!
You do realize it takes someone with a small unit much longer to pee, right?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You do realize it takes someone with a small unit much longer to pee, right?

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Nope, you were given bad info

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I guess I have the record. Pocketkings is the pee champion of RHP!
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dude! they wouldnt print my long pee. . . Whats up with that?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Nope, you were given bad info
Size does matter when it comes to the flow of liquids through a pipe... Sorry.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Size does matter when it comes to the flow of liquids through a pipe... Sorry.

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Phlab did a clever. Wonders will never cease.

BTW: you must have a very good looking milkman.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Size does matter when it comes to the flow of liquids through a pipe... Sorry.

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Haha, c'mon phlab, i mentioned it because of the rarity of it. my body was so full of water and excess alcohol i could have filled a bath tub

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Haha, c'mon phlab, i mentioned it because of the rarity of it. my body was so full of water and excess alcohol i could have filled a bath tub
It was pick on pocketkings day... didn't you get the memo?

😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It was pick on pocketkings day... didn't you get the memo?

😉

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Memo? what memo? damn it, i'm always the last to know :'(

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The Longest Pee Ever
by Adam Sandler


Hey Man
Let me in there first
Go ahead man, take it easy
Thanks, I really gotta Pee
(Peeing)
(Ohhs)
(More Peeing)
Oh Man
Oh Man
Oh Man
Oh Man
Oh Man
Oh Man
(Still Peeing)
Ohhh
Oh No
Oh Man
Oh
Ah
Ah
Ahhhhh
There Ya Go
(fart)
(Even More Peeing)
Oh
Oh Man
Oh My God
(Knocks)
I'll Be Out In A Minute
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh Thank God
(Peeing Pants Sound)
Ah Man
Hey Man, you pissed in your pants
I know
So did I
I guess that makes us piss pals
(laughing)

😛

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I've nodded off before whilst whizzing.

Don't let anyone ever tell you that it's fun to clean up a puddle of piss after an all night binge.... cause it aint.

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
I've nodded off before whilst whizzing.

Don't let anyone ever tell you that it's fun to clean up a puddle of piss after an all night binge.... cause it aint.
haha, i know that feeling. my girl tries to tell me about a night when she woke up, i wasn't in bed, she went to look for me and found me passed out on the bathroom floor with the knickers around the ankles. i don't believe her, but then again, i probably wouldn't remember it anyway. its kinda funny but embarrassing at the same time, especially when she tells it to others as a funny story when we are out. I always dread it when she starts with "well I remeber the time I found him...." d'oh!!!

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Originally posted by PocketKings
found me passed out on the bathroom floor with the knickers around the ankles.
You wear knickers!?

Dude!

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Originally posted by Crowley
You wear [b]knickers!?

Dude![/b]
it was supposed to a funny way to say pants, guess it didn't work out. it was my boxers if it makes you feel better.