Originally posted by UncleAdamI scope out the parking lot now and then to make sure everything is all right. I noticed a window was open, no screen, lights out. I checked and no one was supposed to be in that room. Could have been a burglar, a bum, someone trying to get to someone else, a lot of things. This time though, it was just an idiot housekeeper that didn't close the window or put the screen back in.
what happened?!? 😲
A waste of time and effort (not to mention paperwork), but atleast it turned out alright. I've had some pretty hairy things happen in my days at various hotels. I'm just glad this one turned out to be nothing (although housekeeping is going to get a little talk from me in the morning).
Originally posted by OmnislashWell good. glad everything is ok🙂
I scope out the parking lot now and then to make sure everything is all right. I noticed a window was open, no screen, lights out. I checked and no one was supposed to be in that room. Could have been a burglar, a bum, someone trying to get to someone else, a lot of things. This time though, it was just an idiot housekeeper that didn't close the window or ...[text shortened]... out to be nothing (although housekeeping is going to get a little talk from me in the morning).
Originally posted by UncleAdamWell, pick one that sounds good from this list:
[ In child like tone] Oh a story, let me hear, please, pretty please, pretty please with a charry on top? [/childlike tone]😉
the dead hooker
the loud cheating girl
loud gay guys
top heavy lady
the angry texan
illegal immigrants
Many more, but these are some of the most outrageos (hence, entertaining). 😀
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Originally posted by Omnislash#1 and #3😉
Well, pick one that sounds good from this list:
the dead hooker
the loud cheating girl
loud gay guys
top heavy lady
the angry texan
illegal immigrants
Many more, but these are some of the most outrageos (hence, entertaining). 😀
just put it into word so I dont have to moderate, or send me a message
Originally posted by UncleAdamNo need to moderate. Here's the low down.
#1 and #3😉
just put it into word so I dont have to moderate, or send me a message
I once was filling in as a temp clerk at a real stink hole in New Mexico. I had some rather nice foreign people staying there who were on a low budget. Every day they kept telling me that the room had a VERY unpleasant odor about it. After a few days, they said that they couldn't take it anymore and would have to leave if I couldn't figure out what was making the room smell so bad. I checked the room up and down and couldn't find anything. Now, the beds in this room were of the box kind. I decided to take off the boards and look under the bed.
There she was. A dead hooker. I'll spare you the details.
Okay, now for the loud gay guys. I once had a couple of gay men check in with me. Now, as a good innkeeper, I don't judge my clients I just try to make their stay pleasant. These guys however were about the LOUDEST people I've ever known when it comes to "doing business" with each other in their room. I eventually had to kick them out because after many pleas I just couldn't get them to not make so much noise when they were having sex. The fact that it was the voices of two men probably didn't hinder guests from complaining about them.
Originally posted by OmnislashLOL, what did some of the guests say about the gay guys?
No need to moderate. Here's the low down.
I once was filling in as a temp clerk at a real stink hole in New Mexico. I had some rather nice foreign people staying there who were on a low budget. Every day they kept telling me that the room had a VERY unpleasant odor about it. After a few days, they said that they couldn't take it anymore and would ha ...[text shortened]... t that it was the voices of two men probably didn't hinder guests from complaining about them.
Originally posted by UncleAdamMy personal favorite is the top heavy lady. This is greatly in part to the fact that I saw the ladys....well....top.
Hahaha....
whats your fav story? who knew innkeeping was so inresteing?
Hey, I'd love to chat some more but I really need to get back to work now. So have a good night Adam! Same time tomorrow? 😉
Originally posted by Omnislash😀 ok have fun with your work, it seems Rhymie is on so I'll chat with him
My personal favorite is the top heavy lady. This is greatly in part to the fact that I saw the ladys....well....top.
Hey, I'd love to chat some more but I really need to get back to work now. So have a good night Adam! Same time tomorrow? 😉