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I've just seen a fat bird drop her kebab on the floor getting out of a taxi, she looked so heart broken even i nearly shed a tear.:'(

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Originally posted by leestatic
I've just seen a fat bird drop her kebab on the floor getting out of a taxi, she looked so heart broken even i nearly shed a tear.:'(
Stop buying your girlfriend kebabs. 😛

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She dropped her kebab inside the taxi?

If not, then I know all about "two nations divided by a common language" and everything, but a floor is indoors. Unless the kebab was in the cab, she dropped it on the ground 😛.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
She dropped her kebab inside the taxi?

If not, then I know all about "two nations divided by a common language" and everything, but a [b]floor
is indoors. Unless the kebab was in the cab, she dropped it on the ground 😛.[/b]
Forest floor?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Forest floor?
"Ocean floor", yes. "Forest floor", yes. "City floor"? FAIL. "Floor" without a modifier is indoors.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
"Ocean floor", yes. "Forest floor", yes. "City floor"? FAIL. "Floor" without a modifier is indoors.
infloors

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
and "Dance" would be the qualifier...

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what tha heck iz a kebab???

purse???
food onna stick???
hankie???
moneybag???

interestin az heck...
rookie

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Originally posted by leestatic
I've just seen a fat bird drop her kebab on the floor getting out of a taxi, she looked so heart broken even i nearly shed a tear.:'(
Did she have the brief moment of drunken indecisiveness where it looked like she might pick it up and eat it anyway?

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Originally posted by leestatic
I've just seen a fat bird drop her kebab on the floor getting out of a taxi, she looked so heart broken even i nearly shed a tear.:'(
Why didn't she just buy another kebab?

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Originally posted by Thomaster
Why didn't she just buy another kebab?
Why didn't leestatic buy her another?

No where in the post does it say she did not... and leestatic may not have taken the time to follower her around on her lunch break.

There are a LOT of holes in this story.

P-

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One less fat bird eating a kebab.

I can only see the positive in that.

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Originally posted by leestatic
I've just seen a fat bird drop her kebab on the floor getting out of a taxi, she looked so heart broken even i nearly shed a tear.:'(
What kind (of bird), I mean other than fat, was it? Kebabs seem an odd thing to feed a bird , although I suppose if it were a bird from Greece, maybe not so odd.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What kind (of bird), I mean other than fat, was it? Kebabs seem an odd thing to feed a bird , although I suppose if it were a bird from Greece, maybe not so odd.
Probably a scavenger.