The Never ending story

...and instead begged his family to let him use some money from their dealings with the Bushes...

(http://www.chp.ca/arc-CHPSpeaksOut/walkSoftly_Mar16_2002.htm)

Now, not many people knew how to deal with the Bushes, so Osama had to enlist the help of one Saddam Hussain, the only problem was, he had to find him first.....

After many imaginary meetings, in which Saddam definatley didn't teach Osama anything about hiding, or seaking for that matter, Osama realized something very important.....

Originally posted by marinakatomb
After many imaginary meetings, in which Saddam definatley didn't teach Osama anything about hiding, or seaking for that matter, Osama realized something very important.....

After many imaginary meetings, in which Saddam definatley didn't teach Osama anything about hiding, or seaking for that matter, Osama realized something very important.....

Originally posted by Asher123

it's not the size of the wand but the magic within!!! with this realization brought on...

....a fit of cold sweats that culminated in a crushing desire to wipe out all civilized life, and with that thought, he threw out all his papers, until his bin was ladden.

Originally posted by marinakatomb
....a fit of cold sweats that culminated in a crushing desire to wipe out all civilized life, and with that thought, he threw out all his papers, until his bin was ladden.

Originally posted by marinakatomb
....a fit of cold sweats that culminated in a crushing desire to wipe out all civilized life, and with that thought, he threw out all his papers, until his bin was ladden.

and then ivanhoe
... and he decided to go and look for the plastic surgeon that remodelled Saddams doubles.

Originally posted by ivanhoe

... and he decided to go and look for the plastic surgeon that remodelled Saddams doubles.

There was just one problem. The surgeons were happy to do the work, but they insisted that they wanted all of his papers in payment.........

Originally posted by iamatiger
So he began wondering whether he could get the surgery some other way...

Originally posted by marinakatomb
He dropped into see a shrink, and duaring their discussions, it became apparent that events in Osamas life seemed a bit muddled up...😉

Originally posted by wucky3
why worry about his minute genitalia...why even consider cosmetic surgery?? why on earth waste the bin laden fund money on a shrink? Mr Bin laden knew what he had to do....so off he went on his travels again, this time to buy a ...........