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Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Osama Bin Laden (cont...)

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When he grew up he wanted to be head of a terrorist organisation and blow-up half the world.

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But first, like all other little rich kids. He had to play.......

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Originally posted by Paulie
But first, like all other little rich kids. He had to play.......
.... so he went to university.
he ended up with a degree in civil engineering ....

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Originally posted by flexmore
.... so he went to university.
he ended up with a degree in civil engineering ....
This degree as we all know, he made in America supported by good American Dollars ...

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As is with 90% of all terrorists, they use our freedoms to further their cause of eliminating said freedoms throughout the world......

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...he was a puny man with a large ego, who once beat a woman half to death for laughing at his small genitalia...

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Originally posted by garyminford
...he was a puny man with a large ego, who once beat a woman half to death for laughing at his small genitalia...
lol ...

So Osama eventually left America as the word of his small body-parts was spreading. He knew there was only one way to get his revenche ...

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...word had spread to middle east about osamas tiny genitalia so in the hope of crushing these rumours his family decided he should get married. Fortunately for him a close family member pulled the short straw and at 17 osama was a married man

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Originally posted by wucky3
...word had spread to middle east about osamas tiny genitalia so in the hope of crushing these rumours his family decided he should get married. Fortunately for him a close family member pulled the short straw and at 17 osama was a married man
... his wife however suffered as she couldn't feel him (pun intended) and her misery was made worse by the fact that she couldn't talk to anyone about it without the fear of being stoned to death. So she kept quite ...

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Originally posted by wucky3
...word had spread to middle east about osamas tiny genitalia so in the hope of crushing these rumours his family decided he should get married. Fortunately for him a close family member pulled the short straw and at 17 osama was a married man
Osama knew this was too early to marry. He just wanted to play hide 'n' seek with his pals. (Little did he know he would be world champion, defeating his good friend Saddam in a tense 2004 final)

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lol... osama was so good at this game of hide and seek he decided to look further afield in the hope of gaining new friends to join in ... on his travels to pakistan and afghanistan the charitable bin laden took along his charity box to shake along the way collecting money for the bin laden company

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His parents were filthy rich, but ......

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...but his parents didn't want to spend there money on WMD, so he had to find a way to make money......

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Originally posted by Jacko
...but his parents didn't want to spend there money on WMD, so he had to find a way to make money......
...he became a sperm donor but was sacked after one day due to his slow productive rate...

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