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Originally posted by Jacko
....a new sweatshirt, it waz getting cold and his friends were taking linger and longer to find him in his games............
It was duaring a visit to the local Terrorist tailors that he made a horrific discovery!!!!.......

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
It was duaring a visit to the local Terrorist tailors that he made a horrific discovery!!!!.......
They had sold out of green ones!!! 😠 He was angry. Very angry. And he wanted revenge.

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Originally posted by orkyboy
They had sold out of green ones!!! 😠 He was angry. Very angry. And he wanted revenge.
After speaking with the shop shop keeper for a few minutes, he realized his gun wasn't loaded. Horrified that his right to bare arms had been thwarted by the evil infadels in America, he decided it was time to.....

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
After speaking with the shop shop keeper for a few minutes, he realized his gun wasn't loaded. Horrified that his right to bare arms had been thwarted by the evil infadels in America, he decided it was time to.....
.... it was time to get plastical surgery, not for his minute gems but for his face ..... of course for his face ..... he could be anyone he wanted to be ..... man .... think of the possibilities. He went to a phone booth and dialed ........

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
.... it was time to get plastical surgery, not for his minute gems but for his face ..... of course for his face ..... he could be anyone he wanted to be ..... man .... think of the possibilities. He went to a phone booth and dialed ........
...the local butchers, hoping they had any Rump steaks left over after McDonalds had placed that big McOrder. "That'll get those Americans" he thought, "they'll never be able to bring themselves to kill me if i look this tasty"....

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...So instead of being killed he was eaten, which made his mother happy as she always knew that he was destined for a special purpose. "Boy" she thought...

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Originally posted by qwiksylver
...So instead of being killed he was eaten, which made his mother happy as she always knew that he was destined for a special purpose. "Boy" she thought...
Kentucky fried wanted you as a boy, but i knew u where destined for a Mcgreater future.....

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Kentucky fried wanted you as a boy, but i knew u where destined for a Mcgreater future.....
And Mc'y D's gave winning tickets to everyone that ate a "Mc Ladan" burger. They were able to make several thousand of these burgers because they mixed in....

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A tried and tested anti-gagging agen't that they have been using in their burgers for years.....

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...... and years and years, until ......

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they realized they liked watching people be sick. Anyway, we digress. Osama gathered up his things and headed of to Afganistan in search of his destiny, he had long believed that he had to....

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
they realized they liked watching people be sick. Anyway, we digress. Osama gathered up his things and headed of to Afganistan in search of his destiny, he had long believed that he had to....
... Journey to mars as the first representative of the human race to an alien spieces. Many were glad to see him prepare to leave, so glad in fact that they helped him by...

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Originally posted by qwiksylver
... Journey to mars as the first representative of the human race to an alien spieces. Many were glad to see him prepare to leave, so glad in fact that they helped him by...
...sending him off with rocket fuel as a leaving pressie. However Osama came up with a better use for the fuel...

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Originally posted by orkyboy
...sending him off with rocket fuel as a leaving pressie. However Osama came up with a better use for the fuel...
He dispersed it into the local water supply, killing two rats, mole and seriously injuring 3 members of a Navy seals squad who just happened to be passing...

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
He dispersed it into the local water supply, killing two rats, mole and seriously injuring 3 members of a Navy seals squad who just happened to be passing...
saddams foxhole and thought that he was the informant and rewarded him. Bin used the money for his.........