The Office Quotes

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I was out hunting warewolves with my cousins, I shot one, but by the time I got to it, it turned back unto my neighbors dog!

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub! What've you done?!"

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Dwight Schrute (with a concussion): "As a sheriff's depute, I'm trained to identify signs of a concussion: 1. Dilated pupils, 3. Nausea, And just remember, I'm faster than 80% of snakes."

Michael Scott: Dwight, what is your middle name?
Dwight Schrute (with a concussion): Danger.

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

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Dwight Schrute (with a concussion): "As a sheriff's depute, I'm trained to identify signs of a concussion: 1. Dilated pupils, 3. Nausea, And just remember, I'm faster than 80% of snakes."

Michael Scott: Dwight, what is your middle name?
Dwight Schrute (with a concussion): Danger.