The perfect inconspicuous weapon

😲 I wish!

All I have is a Shovel 😔

@contenchess said
😲 I wish!

All I have is a Shovel 😔

@contenchess said
😲 I wish!

All I have is a Shovel 😔

@gambrel said
Never bring a shovel to a gunfight.

Now here’s a case where someone thought he had the perfect murder weapon, but it turned out not so:

When a cobra became a murder weapon in India

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-58947068

@gambrel said
Never bring a shovel to a gunfight.

A cane or walking stick. Although many times the police ask me what it's for, I have a steel pin in my fibula, and a noticable limp, so that's why.

I have started to sharpen my teeth 😬

That's old school shyt.

A Shovel and sharpened teeth?

Bring it. 😡

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's a spoon sir, a spoon.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's a spoon sir, a spoon.

"It is not the weapon to be feared, but the man behind it."-Chin Ho

Your mind...OK, maybe not yours.🤔😲🤭

@relentless-red said
When I got home after the UEFA Cup final in 2001 I realised I had had a Swiss army knife card in my wallet the whole time. So that's twice through John Lennon Airport, twice through the German airport and through the security into the ground without anybody picking it up.

@drewnogal said
I once walked out of BHS to discover a hanger plus t-shirt hooked onto my big shoulder bag 😮