@ghost-of-a-duke saidNice one 🙂, so your foiled attacker regains consciousness to give a statement that he was hit to the floor by a squirrel.
Golf club.
(Used to carry a driver and putter on the bus to the local driving range.)
Edit: Essential to keep the novelty cover on the driver.
@drewnogal saidNo wonder so many Squirrels end up behind bars. They say it was a ghost, but nobody listens.
Nice one 🙂, so your foiled attacker regains consciousness to give a statement that he was hit to the floor by a squirrel.
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When I got home after the UEFA Cup final in 2001 I realised I had had a Swiss army knife card in my wallet the whole time. So that's twice through John Lennon Airport, twice through the German airport and through the security into the ground without anybody picking it up.
@the-gravedigger saidAh, the disappeared murder weapon. An icicle.
A frozen leg of lamb.
Ideal for battering burglars.
Once you have done the deed pop it into the oven.
When the cops are searching your property for the murder weapon you are calmly tucking into a nice dinner. Don't forget the mint sauce.
@drewnogal saidKoala. 😀
Nice one 🙂, so your foiled attacker regains consciousness to give a statement that he was hit to the floor by a squirrel.
