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The perfect inconspicuous weapon

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@relentless-red said
When I got home after the UEFA Cup final in 2001 I realised I had had a Swiss army knife card in my wallet the whole time. So that's twice through John Lennon Airport, twice through the German airport and through the security into the ground without anybody picking it up.
So Liverpool named their airport after John Lennon. I think that's freaking awesome.

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@suzianne said
So Liverpool named their airport after John Lennon. I think that's freaking awesome.
Great isn’t it! We also have a Blue Plaque for Jimi Hendrix 😀

[Famously, Jimi Hendrix and George Frideric Handel have plaques on neighbouring houses in Brook Street, Mayfair. When asked about living next to Handel's old home, Hendrix is reported to have said, 'To tell you the God's honest truth, I haven't heard much of the fella's stuff.]

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@the-gravedigger said
A frozen leg of lamb.
Ideal for battering burglars.
Once you have done the deed pop it into the oven.
When the cops are searching your property for the murder weapon you are calmly tucking into a nice dinner. Don't forget the mint sauce.
Roald Dahl 🙂

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@suzianne said
So Liverpool named their airport after John Lennon. I think that's freaking awesome.
It even has the quote "above us only sky" on the logo as you go in. 😁

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@relentless-red said
It even has the quote "above us only sky" on the logo as you go in. 😁
Should they have added “and deep space of course”?🤔🤫

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@suzianne said
So Liverpool named their airport after John Lennon. I think that's freaking awesome.
Belfast named theirs after George Best and London after Luke Chadwick.

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@great-big-stees said
Should they have added “and deep space of course”?🤔🤫
Is anything 'above' you without gravity?? 🤔

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The perfect inconspicuous weapon?
A prop gun

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@gambrel said
The perfect inconspicuous weapon?
A prop gun
Clever 😉

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@drewnogal said
Ah ..... you’ve slipped on a dress again I see 😀
Lol I just saw this 😄

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A cracked compact mirror.

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@ponderable said
As has been turned into a nice story by Roald Dahl some decades ago.
...and as I learned recently was put to the screen by Alfred Hitchcock:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508189/

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The Bishop.

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@gambrel said
The perfect inconspicuous weapon?
A prop gun
The perfect inconspicuous weapon is the oldest.

Your hands.

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@suzianne said
The perfect inconspicuous weapon is the oldest.

Your hands.
Feet and head can also be used. 😉

-VR