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The doorbell sounded, with a great sense of apprehension i opened the door and looked at what faced me.

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....it was my mother...she had come to disown me...she had been trying to do it for years but i had kept her on the run...my little dog..whispers...lept
at her and bit her on the knee...

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-=THE END=-

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...then my dog whispers struck out at phallbit who was with my mother...( what a giggilo )..anyway...i got hold of whispers...told him to bite harder..and then when hit teeth were really sunk in i pulled whispers away quickly leaving bare bone showing thru...that is what the old lady gets for smoking dope at the kitchen table....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...then my dog whispers struck out at phallbit who was with my mother...( what a giggilo )..anyway...i got hold of whispers...told him to bite harder..and then when hit teeth were really sunk in i pulled whispers away quickly leaving bare bone showing thru...that is what the old lady gets for smoking dope at the kitchen table....
Who the hell is phallbit?!

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...phallbit is the editor who tried to put an end to whispers...i heard the phone ring..i slammed the door in my mother's face and picked up the receiver..yes, yes, this is he...no, no i do not wish to purchase any bulova watches today...then i hung up...i heard scratching at the door...it was whispers trying to get to my mother...i petted the poor beastie...yes, sweetie...knee is nice...but i want to get away before she and phallbit find a window...so off to the bureau i went..i found my pistol and my true crime magazines and with two sets of underwear from the corner and i shirt, still wet and hanging over the tub, whispers and i made it out the back door into the cleveland night...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Who the hell is phallbit?!
And,

what the hell is a giggilo?



I bet he's havin' a laugh! 😏

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..a giggilo is a quicklh typed name of a sop who hangs around women to git xomething...( do you reallly expect me to be able to type as fast as my mind cna thnk...you get the mistuype if you want to words..i can't slow down for the tuxedo crowd or i will lose the bloom..)...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..a giggilo is a quicklh typed name of a sop who hangs around women to git xomething...( do you reallly expect me to be able to type as fast as my mind cna thnk...you get the mistuype if you want to words..i can't slow down for the tuxedo crowd or i will lose the bloom..)...
Fair enuff. 🙁

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Remember kids, DON'T DO DRUGS!

P-

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..a giggilo is a quicklh typed name of a sop who hangs around women to git xomething...( do you reallly expect me to be able to type as fast as my mind cna thnk...you get the mistuype if you want to words..i can't slow down for the tuxedo crowd or i will lose the bloom..)...
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Originally posted by abejnood
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Weren't there enough dots already?

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This story is almost too lame even for the General Forum. 😞

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...phallbit is the editor who tried to put an end to whispers...i heard the phone ring..i slammed the door in my mother's face and picked up the receiver..yes, yes, this is he...no, no i do not wish to purchase any bulova watches today...then i hung up...i heard scratching at the door...it was whispers trying to get to my mother...i petted the poor beastie. ...[text shortened]... and hanging over the tub, whispers and i made it out the back door into the cleveland night...
And was run over by a milk cart........

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
And,

what the hell is a giggilo?



I bet he's havin' a laugh! 😏
he misspelled it, that's why you couldn't find it on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigolo