The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

Come get your lovely pickles,
the fourth jar comes for free,
perfect on a cracker,
or even dunked into your tea.
Eat one on a balcony,
feed them to your gran,
but throw a jar at Lemondrop,
and get a forum ban.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
There is nothing better on Earth than a homemade pickled onion.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Come get your lovely pickles,
the fourth jar comes for free,
perfect on a cracker,
or even dunked into your tea.
Eat one on a balcony,
feed them to your gran,
but throw a jar at Lemondrop,
and get a forum ban.

@relentless-red said
I'd pick a pickled pepper.

@great-big-stees said
How many peck?

@very-rusty said
Would you say How many peck? How many Pecks? or How many Peckers?

-VR

@great-big-stees said
My first choice would be "how many peck" if one's true to the alliterative "ditty".

@very-rusty said
I would understand 'ditty' as being a short song. 🙂

-VR

@great-big-stees said
As would many I'm sure. The alliteration I was referring to could be "sung".

join the boycott
the pickle shop pays slave wages
offers no health insurance
shout it out
close it down
close it down
close it down

@lemondrop said
join the boycott
the pickle shop pays slave wages
offers no health insurance
shout it out
close it down
close it down
close it down

@lemondrop said
join the boycott
the pickle shop pays slave wages
offers no health insurance
shout it out
close it down
close it down
close it down

@great-big-stees said
No more pickled anything for you or your "Den of Iniquity". 😠 😛

@lemondrop said
boycott the pickle shop

@great-big-stees said
You, sir, are starting to sound like a recently "deposed" politician from the southern portion of North America. 🤔