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@very-rusty said
Yes, I heard the older boys talking about that, I thought they were making it up! 😉

-VR
You suggesting that perhaps I might be considered an "Old Boy"...like those in the clubs? Care for a green tea? Oh and hey...you seen any of our regulars around?

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Vodka please? £30, I'll sit in the corner, keep the change🚬

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@hells-caretaker said
Vodka please? £30, I'll sit in the corner, keep the change🚬
Care to try a wee bit of our Russo-Baltique Vodka? Oh, and by the way, "your money is no good here". All things partaken here are "taken care of" by our benefactor, but thanks for the thought.

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Hang on here, according to the paper 'On this day' - 1988: A Loyalist gunman opened fire and hurled grenades into a crowd of mourners at an IRA funeral for three people killed in Gibraltar 10 day's before🤷‍♂️🚬

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@Great-Big-Stees
I'll stick it the Fruit Machine then, cheers.[edit] the money that is, leave the Vodka😉

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@hells-caretaker said
@Great-Big-Stees
I'll stick it the Fruit Machine then, cheers.
That'll work...hang on a minute....We don't have a Fruit Machine...do we?

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@great-big-stees said
That'll work...hang on a minute....We don't have a Fruit Machine...do we?
A point🤔 What happened to Lemon? Maybe the Crumbling Sand Castle will know🤦‍♂️

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@hells-caretaker said
A point🤔 What happened to Lemon? Maybe the Crumbling Sand Castle will know🤦‍♂️
Perhaps he's spending more time at, "the other place".

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@great-big-stees said
Perhaps he's spending more time at, "the other place".
the lemon lounge
I go there when I'm horny


@torunn said
@lemondrop

Can I have a drink - White Lady - to begin with, please?
Racist 😲

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@hells-caretaker said
Hang on here, according to the paper 'On this day' - 1988: A Loyalist gunman opened fire and hurled grenades into a crowd of mourners at an IRA funeral for three people killed in Gibraltar 10 day's before🤷‍♂️🚬
Heard a few bombs go off in Belfast, about 6 years ago the most recent. Silly people.

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Come on open eh it's comin up to 10 O'clock!

@Trev, got todays paper here, so I'll be takin the pi$$ out of said 'Zombies' & woke muppets all day.... If I can get a drink here.

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@trev33 said
Heard a few bombs go off in Belfast, about 6 years ago the most recent. Silly people.
You like Irish car bombs?

Irish whiskey and Bailey's Irish cream, in a shot glass in equal amounts, then,
dropped into a glass of Guinness :-)

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@earl-of-trumps said
You like Irish car bombs?

Irish whiskey and Bailey's Irish cream, in a shot glass in equal amounts, then,
dropped into a glass of Guinness :-)
I tried it....it bombed. 😠


@lemondrop said
you should try cow pies

YOU SAID: We used to use those as frisbees back in the 50s. Well the “baked” ones.

Yes you would have been one of the older boys. 😉

-VR

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