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Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
Well the girls on average were pretty scummy, but there were a couple pretty ones mixed in with the toads.
on a scale of one to ten.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
on a scale of one to ten.
On average Id give them a 5, but on a fat day that could fall as low as 4.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
i think the question on everyone's mind is, how were the girls at your high school... on a scale of 1 to 10. i only want to help.
Don't listen to him! He is the father of lies! Only by cleansing yourself of the impure taint he leaves in this thread will you find peace. Pray my brother, pray for guidance in these troubled times. Pray for a shield to protect you from his velvet tongue and his fiddling fingers. Pray for a cloak to hide from his burning gaze. Pray for absolution to cleanse yourself from his foul and pestilent interaction, he is the ooze in the vegetable box of your fridge and the chewing gum in your hair!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Don't listen to him! He is the father of lies! Only by cleansing yourself of the impure taint he leaves in this thread will you find peace. Pray my brother, pray for guidance in these troubled times. Pray for a shield to protect you from his velvet tongue and his fiddling fingers. Pray for a cloak to hide from his burning gaze. Pray for absolution to ...[text shortened]... nteraction, he is the ooze in the vegetable box of your fridge and the chewing gum in your hair!
What the hell have you been smoking?

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Let's get back on topic guys. We were talking about abortion weren't we?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Don't listen to him! He is the father of lies! Only by cleansing yourself of the impure taint he leaves in this thread will you find peace. Pray my brother, pray for guidance in these troubled times. Pray for a shield to protect you from his velvet tongue and his fiddling fingers. Pray for a cloak to hide from his burning gaze. Pray for absolution to ...[text shortened]... nteraction, he is the ooze in the vegetable box of your fridge and the chewing gum in your hair!
I like you Starrman, but only on the condition that we never meet.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Don't listen to him! He is the father of lies! Only by cleansing yourself of the impure taint he leaves in this thread will you find peace. Pray my brother, pray for guidance in these troubled times. Pray for a shield to protect you from his velvet tongue and his fiddling fingers. Pray for a cloak to hide from his burning gaze. Pray for absolution to ...[text shortened]... nteraction, he is the ooze in the vegetable box of your fridge and the chewing gum in your hair!
i have a new hobby now. i'm a good person. i want to help. i can help you too, unleash that rage. it's burning you up from the inside.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Let's get back on topic guys. We were talking about abortion weren't we?
is it true that abortion is the number one killer in the united states?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
i have a new hobby now. i'm a good person. i want to help. i can help you too, unleash that rage. it's burning you up from the inside.
Get behind me foul demon! My rage is nothing more than the burning fire of holy intention. Come no closer or you will feel the power of the lord! You will this day be banished, too long have you lurked in corners and been the sound of things that go bump in the night! The power of Forum Christ compels you! The power of Forum Christ compels you!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
is it true that abortion is the number one killer in the united states?
I heard it was furniture.

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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Get behind me foul demon! My rage is nothing more than the burning fire of holy intention. Come no closer or you will feel the power of the lord! You will this day be banished, too long have you lurked in corners and been the sound of things that go bump in the night! The power of Forum Christ compels you! The power of Forum Christ compels you!
i don't know what you're talking about... why are you a666using me so? please HATE/KILL/DEATH/BLOOD/DEATH stop this ridiculous talk of heheheh... demons and... heheh... banishings.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.
You have to balance on tiptoes, I advise sturdy footwear.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
i don't know what you're talking about... why are you a666using me so? please HATE/KILL/DEATH/BLOOD/DEATH stop this ridiculous talk of heheheh... demons and... heheh... banishings.
You spelt 'your mother cooks socks in hell' wrong.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I heard it was furniture.
hey... that reminds me... we haven't hated americans in a long time... have we? usually there's someone hating americans or canadians or something... we have a void here. we need to discuss the atrocities of the vietnam war or something.