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the americans vs the vietmanese.

i have watched a movie about mel gibson fighting in vietman and there was a lot of blood and violence. there was also a photographer who didn't die like everyone else. from that movie i have ascertained the truth about the vietmanese war. the truth is that all americans are stupid and ignorant about other people's cultures.

if i was in charge of the american government i would have legalised cannabis, and i would have conscripted every 13 year old boy under 5 foot tall, and fired all the other soldiers. if anyone in my new army grew to be more than 5 feet tall then i would send them packing. the american army would then fly into the vietmanese jungles with mel gibson and perhaps martin sheen, they would land in the dense jungles with beautiful widescreen shots. they would beat down the vietmanese so easily and then they'd all go home and get stoned. why, you ask? well it's obvious. the americans lost the vietmanese war because in the vietmanese culture everybody is short and therefore they could hide better and the bullets just flew over their heads all the time. if i sent in an equally short army i would win because the americans have better guns. plus i would have conscripted all the ugly girls from blitzkrieg33's highschool because everyone knows that ugly girls pack a mean punch.

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Charlie don't surf.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
the americans vs the vietmanese.

i have watched a movie about mel gibson fighting in vietman and there was a lot of blood and violence. there was also a photographer who didn't die like everyone else. from that movie i have ascertained the truth about the vietmanese war. the truth is that all americans are stupid and ignorant about other people's cult ...[text shortened]... girls from blitzkrieg33's highschool because everyone knows that ugly girls pack a mean punch.
Wishful thinking for an even more desperately grasping mind.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Wishful thinking for an even more desperately grasping mind.
yes... you're right. i need help too. please tell me what i should do.

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Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
Thats a good point, but my answer would give you at least a vague guess. No, my name is not Stan.
Stan is such a lovely name...Stanley. Don't you think?

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Originally posted by wucky3
Stan is such a lovely name...Stanley. Don't you think?
I am whatever I say I am.

If I wasn't then why would I say I am?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
yes... you're right. i need help too. please tell me what i should do.
Get some help.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Get some help.
I thought we'd already established that. Is this repetitive therapy?

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Originally posted by Starrman
I thought we'd already established that. Is this repetitive therapy?
is this repetitive therapy?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
is this repetitive therapy?
Get some help!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Get some help!
Take my advice

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Take my advice
are you still in high school?

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Do we all agree that Stan is a nice name then?

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
Take my advice
Please tell me what I should do.

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Originally posted by wucky3
Do we all agree that Stan is a nice name then?
You spelt Satan wrong.