the americans vs the vietmanese.
i have watched a movie about mel gibson fighting in vietman and there was a lot of blood and violence. there was also a photographer who didn't die like everyone else. from that movie i have ascertained the truth about the vietmanese war. the truth is that all americans are stupid and ignorant about other people's cultures.
if i was in charge of the american government i would have legalised cannabis, and i would have conscripted every 13 year old boy under 5 foot tall, and fired all the other soldiers. if anyone in my new army grew to be more than 5 feet tall then i would send them packing. the american army would then fly into the vietmanese jungles with mel gibson and perhaps martin sheen, they would land in the dense jungles with beautiful widescreen shots. they would beat down the vietmanese so easily and then they'd all go home and get stoned. why, you ask? well it's obvious. the americans lost the vietmanese war because in the vietmanese culture everybody is short and therefore they could hide better and the bullets just flew over their heads all the time. if i sent in an equally short army i would win because the americans have better guns. plus i would have conscripted all the ugly girls from blitzkrieg33's highschool because everyone knows that ugly girls pack a mean punch.
Originally posted by hopscotchWishful thinking for an even more desperately grasping mind.
the americans vs the vietmanese.
i have watched a movie about mel gibson fighting in vietman and there was a lot of blood and violence. there was also a photographer who didn't die like everyone else. from that movie i have ascertained the truth about the vietmanese war. the truth is that all americans are stupid and ignorant about other people's cult ...[text shortened]... girls from blitzkrieg33's highschool because everyone knows that ugly girls pack a mean punch.