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Originally posted by the dominator* laughs at dom's cruelness to SLAL then decides to give him a piece of his own medicine and twists the spear in dominators leg a bit futher*
* feels sorry for SirLoseAlot, looks at him and decides to stop being so cruel and he opens the jar and puts a piece of dry coconut inside, closes the jar and pops two wholes in the lid*
*decides SLAL is still being treated harshly so punches a third hole in jar lid and proceeds to steal him coconut in the process!*
Originally posted by Freddie20044*slowly pulls the spear out his bloody leg, looks at freddie like a raging bull about to charge, his eyes blood shot, runs at freddie and head butts him in the stomach, freddie flying in the air land smack dead into a coconut tree, hits the floor and every single last coconut falls on top of him*
* laughs at dom's cruelness to SLAL then decides to give him a piece of his own medicine and twists the spear in dominators leg a bit futher*
*decides SLAL is still being treated harshly so punches a third hole in jar lid and proceeds to steal him coconut in the process!*
"Survival of the fittest"
Originally posted by the dominator*while going to heaven, god realised freddie's amazing potential as an mc/lyricist, realises his mistake and sends freddie back down to earth. freddie lands directly on top of dom, sinking him into the ground and freeing SLAL from an eternity spent counting how many stiches there are in a jam jar lid!*
*slowly pulls the spear out his bloody leg, looks at freddie like a raging bull about to charge, his eyes blood shot, runs at freddie and head butts him in the stomach, freddie flying in the air land smack dead into a coconut tree, hits the floor and every single last coconut falls on top of him*
"Survival of the fittest"
* SLAL owes his eternal thanks to freddie and bows at his feet*
p.s. i though americans said jelly not jam?
Originally posted by Freddie20044*gnaws at freddie's feet*Sorry man,nature of the beast,ya know
*while going to heaven, god realised freddie's amazing potential as an mc/lyricist, realises his mistake and sends freddie back down to earth. freddie lands directly on top of dom, sinking him into the ground and freeing SLAL from an eternity spent counting how many stiches there are in a jam jar lid!*
* SLAL owes his eternal thanks to freddie and bows at his feet*
p.s. i though americans said jelly not jam?
Originally posted by Freddie20044* with freddies mighty stomp, dom sinks down deep into the ground reaching the realms of hell, where he and lucifer have a long discussion, eventully a hand shake is spoted, and the earth's surface begins to rumble and vibrate, out come's the dominator who now has two distinctive horns on his head, he levetates towards freddie with a mic in his hand and drops the most develish, unique, illest, verse ever said, and rips the halo off freddies head and bites his pride out his system, and sends him off to scury off in the bush to look for food worthy of the dominators taste buds, then suddenly the skys arent so dark any more the sun shines, the horns go back into the dominators head and everything goes back to normal*
*while going to heaven, god realised freddie's amazing potential as an mc/lyricist, realises his mistake and sends freddie back down to earth. freddie lands directly on top of dom, sinking him into the ground and freeing SLAL from an eternity spent counting how many stiches there are in a jam jar lid!*
* SLAL owes his eternal thanks to freddie and bows at his feet*
p.s. i though americans said jelly not jam?
*dominator magically turns SirLoseAlot into a human being*
sorry for the hatred i have brought apon u
Originally posted by the dominatorHUMAN!? 😲 BAH!I was much happier being a rat ðŸ˜
* with freddies mighty stomp, dom sinks down deep into the ground reaching the realms of hell, where he and lucifer have a long discussion, eventully a hand shake is spoted, and the earth's surface begins to rumble and vibrate, out come's the dominator who now has two distinctive horns on his head, he levetates towards freddie with a mic in his hand ...[text shortened]... magically turns SirLoseAlot into a human being*
sorry for the hatred i have brought apon u
Originally posted by Freddie20044*uses Sirlal's head as a .....(what is that thingy called....) oh yes. an anchor.
probably why he cant think very well and is described in high society as a house rat! well put dom! lol
p.s. probably could chuck you in lol...so start squirming, one night you will find your tent floating out to see on sarah's raft ( the one made from wombats, driftwood and parts of phlab!)