Originally posted by Freddie20044No, we say jam. see: *Sarah jams Sir LAL's head in a jar.
*while going to heaven, god realised freddie's amazing potential as an mc/lyricist, realises his mistake and sends freddie back down to earth. freddie lands directly on top of dom, sinking him into the ground and freeing SLAL from an eternity spent counting how many stiches there are in a jam jar lid!*
* SLAL owes his eternal thanks to freddie and bows at his feet*
p.s. i though americans said jelly not jam?
😀
Originally posted by Freddie20044*dom is lying there, dead and pale, suddenly a loud evil laugh comes is heard, dom body is lifted from the ground from a unatural force the sky go pitch black, there aren even stars to be seen, freddie and SLAL quickly latch onto eachother shaking and can slighty see something circling them with beamin red eyes*
* after dom drops his "devilishly ill rhyme"😴 freddie runs back out of the woods with some nice red berries for dom. he gulps them down and promtly dies, at which point freddie a SLAL dance over his body while rappin sik lyrics which r too dope to write down!*
HOW DARE U!!!!
*freddie and SLAL quite confused at this point decide to run as fast as there legs could take them, they feel something grab hold of there necks, blinded by the darkness all they could feel is the mighty grip of something huge and feirce, they hear a whisper in thier ears " satin is coming for u", the fierce beast (dominator) raises there worthless body's in the air, in order to sacrifice them for satinistic purposes,
" Now i could change my mind, if u two do a ballet dance,
*the darkness faids ,freddie and SLAL are seen by the rest of the tribe members doing twurly wurlies, spins and kicks in the air, wearing pink tutu's.*
*dom grins and sits down in the hammock sharping his samurai sword*
* freddie realises he has a huge theatre studies portfolio to do for the next day, calls a peace with SLAL and dom and runs into the woods to work*
* loud scratching noises can be heard as he writes and the occasional outburst of swear words is unleashed from the woods as he realises he has left his notes at school*!
* promptly stabs himself with pencil to get out of handing it in the next day* OUCH!
Originally posted by Freddie20044*takes the pencil out freddies neck, heals the cut*
* freddie realises he has a huge theatre studies portfolio to do for the next day, calls a peace with SLAL and dom and runs into the woods to work*
* loud scratching noises can be heard as he writes and the occasional outburst of swear words is unleashed from the woods as he realises he has left his notes at school*!
* promptly stabs himself with pencil to get out of handing it in the next day* OUCH!
*then takes a folder out from his hiking bag and gives it to freddie*
could this be of any help? its a theatre porfolio i did a year ago
*when freddie opens it he find all the anwers he needs to complete his homework for the rest of college*
"i have all the answers to anything my friend"
(that is no excuse, bro go do ur portfolio)
*dom sits on the beach sand with a huge palm tree that had been hacked to the ground that lay next to him, where he anxiously tries to carve out a chess board with pettie little pieces. for tribe 1 to amuse themselves with while we wait for task 2*
* freddie bows at doms feet for the A* quality portfolio he has just been handed. however he has jsut knocked off a 20 minute jobbie on ensemble aims and objectives of the group. he now retreats from doms feet touches up his portfolio with the dominators portfolio help, and is back in time to whip his ass on the newly created chess board...even thought it is meant for tribe 1!*
Originally posted by Freddie20044*walks to the beach, ashamed with himself
* freddie bows at doms feet for the A* quality portfolio he has just been handed. however he has jsut knocked off a 20 minute jobbie on ensemble aims and objectives of the group. he now retreats from doms feet touches up his portfolio with the dominators portfolio help, and is back in time to whip his ass on the newly created chess board...even thought it is meant for tribe 1!*
" i hate loosing"
Originally posted by SirLoseALot* runs to the rescue, pulls the metal wire back to get SLAL out, though squished and limp, Dom uses his powers to bring the life back into SLAL, the pink mouse gasps for air and dom puts him on a mouse size couch that dom made to pass time, and hands him a food type that kinda tastes like cheese
EDG! 🙂
COOKIES! 😀
SNAP! OUCH! Goodbye cruel world.....*breathes last breath* 😞
Originally posted by the dominator*does not eat the food,does not trust dom,does not trust any humans!*
* runs to the rescue, pulls the metal wire back to get SLAL out, though squished and limp, Dom uses his powers to bring the life back into SLAL, the pink mouse gasps for air and dom puts him on a mouse size couch that dom made to pass time, and hands him a food type that kinda tastes like cheese