Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow"We" is refering to all walri.
A Walri thread is a great idea, but who is this "we"? You are the only chess-playing walrus I have ever met.
KneverKnight: I liked the joke a lot, but I do have one question. How would the walrus get up there to change the bulb? And why would a walrus want to change a light bulb, or even have one to change? I guess that was more than one question, but they all followed logically.
Checkmate: I'll take your gifts of pizza and tequilla as peace offerings. I guess I'll let you in. Maybe some monkeys aren't so bad after all. Or maybe some walrus we know likes his pizza. 😉
Originally posted by ark13If you can call that pizza. But I guess beggars can't be choosers. I'll have a coke though. I'm the DD
"We" is refering to all walri.
KneverKnight: I liked the joke a lot, but I do have one question. How would the walrus get up there to change the bulb? And why would a walrus want to change a light bulb, or even have one to change? I guess that was more than one question, but they all followed logically.
Checkmate: I'll take your gifts of pizza and ...[text shortened]... Maybe some monkeys aren't so bad after all. Or maybe some walrus we know likes his pizza. 😉
Originally posted by ark13Like my mama always said....
"We" is refering to all walri.
KneverKnight: I liked the joke a lot, but I do have one question. How would the walrus get up there to change the bulb? And why would a walrus want to change a light bulb, or even have one to change? I guess that was more than one question, but they all followed logically.
Checkmate: I'll take your gifts of pizza and ...[text shortened]... Maybe some monkeys aren't so bad after all. Or maybe some walrus we know likes his pizza. 😉
"It ain't a party unless there is a monkey and some tequila."
Mama was a good woman.
A little strange, but a good woman.
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Originally posted by Checkmate187Indeed.
Like my mama always said....
"It ain't a party unless there is a monkey and some tequila."
Mama was a good woman.
A little strange, but a good woman.
So, anyone heard any good walrus jokes lately. Any gossep? I have a walrus fact for you.
Daily Walrus fact #2 (#1 is in May's Thread Killers)
Walri can breathe through their tusks
And just one more for good measure
Daily Walrus fact #3
Walri eat their body weight in fish every day.
And a couple more non-walrus related fact.
In Indonesia, squirrels are called dogs.
Cantalope is really antelope meat.
A bird in hand equals precisely 2.724 birds in the bush.
Originally posted by Checkmate187Count your blessings. At least she didn't compare life to a box of choc-o-lates in the second worst similie ever heard. The first of course being when George Bush compared the war on terror to a slice of his mom's apple pie with a bomb in it.
Like my mama always said....
"It ain't a party unless there is a monkey and some tequila."
Mama was a good woman.
A little strange, but a good woman.
Originally posted by ark13It's was a great idea. It's a shame his mom didn't have it before it was too late.
Count your blessings. At least she didn't compare life to a box of choc-o-lates in the second worst similie ever heard. The first of course being when George Bush compared the war on terror to a slice of his mom's apple pie with a bomb in it.