The world in 2016...

... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
see if we all make it to 2017.

You read it here first.

Also, someone on this forum will develop genital warts.

My magic crystal ball is talking to me. Start asking questions. I've got
the third eye! SHAZAM!

Y'all fothermockas need Buddha in yer dirt-eh sinful lives. The magic ball
is talking to me! It's telling me: REPENT! Leave your dirty engine use out
of chess and solely for adult toys. REPENT!

Aye, aye. Is talkin' to me, lad. The ball is talkin'

Originally posted by Seitse
Aye, aye. Is talkin' to me, lad. The ball is talkin'

My balls are always talking, just not always the language I prefer.

Originally posted by Kegge
My balls are always talking, just not always the language I prefer.

Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!

Originally posted by Seitse
Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!

I was actually thinking about these balls:

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Originally posted by Seitse
... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
see if we all make it to 2017.

You read it here first.

personally, i plan to be outraged for the full 24/7/365...

Originally posted by rookie54
personally, i plan to be outraged for the full 24/7/365...

Better safe than sorry. I agree.

For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is
more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen
by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!

The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava
I am inundated by the frothy saliva of a nonagenarian detective mumbling
indecencies while riding a merry-go-round wearing just cowboy boots!

WOLO! WOLO! WOLO!

Originally posted by Seitse
For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is
more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen
by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!

The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava
I am inundated by the frothy saliva of a nonagenarian detective mumbling
indecencies while riding a merry-go-round wearing just cowboy boots!

WOLO! WOLO! WOLO!

I have googled whiskers and Confucius. You are on a whole different level of understanding. Let me bow for you, master.

Originally posted by Seitse
... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
see if we all make it to 2017.

You read it here first.

"2. Terrorist attacks frequency and magnitude will increase dramatically, especially the United States, and will intensify as the year unfolds."
Thread 166713 (Page 3)

Originally posted by Seitse
Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!

There can be only one!

Originally posted by DeepThought
There can be only one!

Or none following an Orchiectomy.