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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    01 Jan '16 00:12
    ... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
    destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
    see if we all make it to 2017.

    You read it here first.
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Jan '16 00:21
    Also, someone on this forum will develop genital warts.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Jan '16 00:21
    My magic crystal ball is talking to me. Start asking questions. I've got
    the third eye! SHAZAM!
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Jan '16 00:25
    Y'all fothermockas need Buddha in yer dirt-eh sinful lives. The magic ball
    is talking to me! It's telling me: REPENT! Leave your dirty engine use out
    of chess and solely for adult toys. REPENT!
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Jan '16 00:26
    Aye, aye. Is talkin' to me, lad. The ball is talkin'
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    01 Jan '16 00:38
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Aye, aye. Is talkin' to me, lad. The ball is talkin'
    My balls are always talking, just not always the language I prefer.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Jan '16 01:16
    Originally posted by Kegge
    My balls are always talking, just not always the language I prefer.
    Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

    BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!
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    01 Jan '16 01:44
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

    BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!
    I was actually thinking about these balls:

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  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    01 Jan '16 01:57
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
    destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
    see if we all make it to 2017.

    You read it here first.
    personally, i plan to be outraged for the full 24/7/365...
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    01 Jan '16 01:58
    Originally posted by rookie54
    personally, i plan to be outraged for the full 24/7/365...
    Better safe than sorry. I agree.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
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    01 Jan '16 01:59
    For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is
    more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen
    by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!

    The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava
    I am inundated by the frothy saliva of a nonagenarian detective mumbling
    indecencies while riding a merry-go-round wearing just cowboy boots!

    WOLO! WOLO! WOLO!
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    01 Jan '16 02:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is
    more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen
    by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!

    The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava
    I am inundated by the frothy saliva of a nonagenarian detective mumbling
    indecencies while riding a merry-go-round wearing just cowboy boots!

    WOLO! WOLO! WOLO!
    I have googled whiskers and Confucius. You are on a whole different level of understanding. Let me bow for you, master.
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Jan '16 02:401 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ... will experience more wars, terrorism, devastation,
    destruction, violence, hatred, chaos, and mayhem. Let's
    see if we all make it to 2017.

    You read it here first.
    "2. Terrorist attacks frequency and magnitude will increase dramatically, especially the United States, and will intensify as the year unfolds."
    Thread 166713 (Page 3)
  14. Standard memberDeepThought
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    01 Jan '16 02:43
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Their blue hue can be seen all the way from up here in Mordor!

    BEHOLD! TWO TO RULE THEM ALL!
    There can be only one!
  15. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Jan '16 02:51
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    There can be only one!
    Or none following an Orchiectomy.
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