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I'd never be so drunk I couldn't walk.

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id never say never.

..wait!:<

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Originally posted by yo its me
I'd never be so drunk I couldn't walk.
I have never been so drunk I could not walk.

That would be terrible. I went to our version of Melbourne cup one year, and fluked a big win, (I wouldn't know one end of a horse from another - hence the fluke), anyway I did celebrate as one does, and whilst my driver (I don't drink and drive) said that our vehicle was only 100 metres away, he said it took me 500 metres to get there. I am still trying to work that one out? 😉 But I did walk it.

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Originally posted by yo its me
I'd never be so drunk I couldn't walk.
Rookie!

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Originally posted by liquidatorI have never been so drunk I could not walk.That would be terrible. I went to our version of Melbourne cup one year, and fluked a big win, (I wouldn't know one end of a horse from another - hence the fluke), anyway I did celebrate as one does, and whilst my driver (I don't drink and drive) said that our vehicle was only 100 metres away, he said it took me 500 metres to get there. I am still trying to work that one out? 😉 But I did walk it.
Aliens. They transported you backwards 5x.

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Originally posted by Lundos
Rookie!
Exactly what I was going to say!

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Originally posted by yo its me
I'd never be so drunk I couldn't walk.
i'd never be geeky enough to sign up to an online chess site . . .

. . . oh bugger

😞

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Originally posted by yo its me
Aliens. They transported you backwards 5x.
4x 😛

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Originally posted by Thomaster
4x 😛
She didn't say that they transported xym the whole way every time.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
She didn't say that they transported xym the whole way every time.
🙂 Thanks.

I thought of some more;
I'll never be an evil dictator, Porn Star or Tarrot card reader.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Exactly what I was going to say!
Drunk minds think alike? 😕

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Originally posted by yo its me
🙂 Thanks.

I thought of some more;
I'll never be an evil dictator, Porn Star or Tarrot card reader.
You were in the Clan with me YO

destroys your arguement somewhat 🙂 😀

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One step forward...two steps backward...🙄🙄🙄

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Originally posted by hiphop
One step forward...two steps backward...🙄🙄🙄
I'd never walk so much I couldn't be drunk.

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Originally posted by yo its me
I'd never be so drunk I couldn't walk.
Speaking for still young though decrepit gb, he'd rather kiss his royally blessed a$$ farewell before quitting a tight chess game or his conscience.



😀