There's no possible way I can subscripe to these chess sites. I don't have a credit card, and even if I got one, all I can use is a free-email account. I don't own my own computer, my own Internet access, so I cannot possibly use something, such as a personalized out-look express. I don't really have a place of residence, I live in a flucking group home of retarded ppl like myself. Their all morons, the staff won't let you get Internet access and a computer there, and even if they did, the residents would just steal it all. They are nothing but a pile of petty theives/drug addicts who steal the smallest of things possible, whenever possible, just to sell it and get a cigarette fix. God I hate smokers, I really hate those morons who bum around and ask me for cigarettes, assuming I smoke just because I am young, f*** off!
I cannot send a checque, because I don't even having a checqing account, I deposit checques, but I don't write them myself. The only option is to mail in cash, bah, I don't need to explain how that wouldn't work! So there is no possible way for me to get a subscription, unless I own my own house, computer, etc and that will NEVER happen, so I'm stuck with 6 games at a time, all the time. . .
HELP? ANY ADVICE? And plz don't say something retarded like geting a job at Wal-Mart, a job were you work your coatails off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
Originally posted by mateuloseDon't you have any friends who own a creditcard?
There's no possible way I can subscripe to these chess sites. I don't have a credit card, and even if I got one, all I can use is a free-email account. I don't own my own computer, my own Internet access, so I cannot possibly use somet ...[text shortened]... ntive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
I don't have a credit card but i borrowed my mother credid card to subscribe.
Its to bad you cant just transfer the money to their bank acount on these international sites. On dutch sites you can just transfer the money using internet banking.
Originally posted by mateuloseYeah, that just about sums it up: The world owes you a living.
HELP? ANY ADVICE? And plz don't say something retarded like geting a job at Wal-Mart, a job were you work your coatails off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
Sorry, but on yer bike, mate.
Maybe there is a chess club close to where you live? If there is, why not join and try to ingratiate yourself to a member, should be easy with your enthusiasm of the game. You may find a member willing to pay on your behalf? Maybe even write to the Canadian Chess Federation!?
Otherwise, why not play on several different sites at the same time? I know it has been mentioned before but QueenAlice.com doesn't seem to have a limit on games (currently) and there are lots of other options.
Finally, I am not sure if you are just using slang in your post, or actually have a mental illness? I know in the UK there are organisations like Mencap that would definitley try to help you. If you haven't, can I suggest you visit http://www.mencap.org.uk/ and then reconsider your choice of words.
JD.
Originally posted by mateuloseHey, cheer up. At least you suck at chess.
There's no possible way I can subscripe to these chess sites. I don't have a credit card, and even if I got one, all I can use is a free-email account. I don't own my own computer, my own Internet access, so I cannot possibly use something, such as a personalized out-look express. I don't really have a place of residence, I live in a flucking group hom ...[text shortened]... off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
Originally posted by mateuloseWhat do you expect?
HELP? ANY ADVICE? And plz don't say something retarded like geting a job at Wal-Mart, a job were you work your coatails off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
That Bill Gates comes to your door and offers you a job?
Maybe if you asked politely for someone to pay your subscription (like others did) ,probably yuo would have find some fool,but with your posts you're begging to be insulted.
Seems like you hate everyone and everything,you blame everyone but you for what happens in your life.
If you want a better life you should change you totally negative attitude,but if you behave in life like you post in these forums....................
This is a chess forum. Its for people who like to spend a bit of time reading intresting chess post. Its is not the agony anut page.
Its amusing you should think jobs at Wal-Mart are under you, my first job was in a supermarket. So get real, get a life, get some friends, quit moaning like a bitch.
ps considering you cant even get a Wal-Mart job, you can always stand in the road with a bucket and sponge. So long as you dont talk they wont even try to run you down.
Originally posted by mateuloseDrop to your knees and pray....
HELP? ANY ADVICE? And plz don't say something retarded like geting a job at Wal-Mart, a job were you work your coatails off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
Prayers like these aren't usually answered but in this case there may be an exception as it will be of a great service to all here that have to read your whining and crying week in and week out.
Originally posted by mateuloseI can offer you a job...The pay is fantastic, but the prospects are not very good.
There's no possible way I can subscripe to these chess sites. I don't have a credit card, and even if I got one, all I can use is a free-email account. I don't own my own computer, my own Internet access, so I cannot possibly use something, such as a personalized out-look express. I don't really have a place of residence, I live in a flucking group hom ...[text shortened]... off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
I am currently in the process of developing a new hand grenade. I will expect you to test 50 per week. Your first pay check will be 3 months after you begin.
I am currently having problems with early detonation.....I sure do miss the last guy, and the one before...and the one before....and the one before..................
Can you start as soon as possible?
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Originally posted by davefishThe perfect job for JW :-)
I can offer you a job...The pay is fantastic, but the prospects are not very good.
I am currently in the process of developing a new hand grenade. I will expect you to test 50 per week. Your first pay check will be 3 months after you begin.
I am currently having problems with early detonation.....I sure do miss the last guy, and the one before...and t ...[text shortened]... e before....and the one before..................
Can you start as soon as possible?
😀😀😀