Originally posted by StarrmanHaving a job is giving in to the capitalist pgs who run the world at the behest of George Bush.
Has it occurred to you that you should be more concerned with finding a job than joining a chess site, or is that just me being all sensible again?
*Goes off to look up the definition of priority*
Mateulose would rather be a bum all his life than get a job it seems...
Originally posted by davefishAre you sure you don't want to retract the offer?
I can offer you a job...The pay is fantastic, but the prospects are not very good.
I am currently in the process of developing a new hand grenade. I will expect you to test 50 per week. Your first pay check will be 3 months after you begin.
I am currently having problems with early detonation.....I sure do miss the last guy, and the one before...and t ...[text shortened]... e before....and the one before..................
Can you start as soon as possible?
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Based on OP's rant it seems that he would be unlucky enough to survive each explosion and could end up bankrupting you lol
Originally posted by VargHALLELUJAH, I'M A BUM (HARRY McCLINTOCK) (1897/1908)
Having a job is giving in to the capitalist pgs who run the world at the behest of George Bush.
Mateulose would rather be a bum all his life than get a job it seems...
Tune: "Revive Us Again" (trad.)
Why don't you work like other folks do?
How the hell can I work when there's no work to do?
[ALTERNATE LAST LINES: How the hell can I work when the sky is so blue?
OR: How can I get a job when you're holding down two?]
CHORUS:
Hallelujah, I'm a bum,
Hallelujah, bum again,
Hallelujah, give us a handout
To revive us again.
Oh, why don't you save all the money you earn?
If I didn't eat, I'd have money to burn.
Whenever I get all the money I earn,
The boss will be broke, and to work he must turn.
Oh, I like my boss, he's a good friend of mine,
That's why I am starving out on the breadline.
When springtime it comes, oh, won't we have fun;
We'll throw off our jobs, and go on the bum.
ADDITIONAL AND ALTERNATE VERSES:
I can't buy a job 'cause I ain't got the dough,
So I ride in a boxcar 'cause I'm a hobo.
I went to a bar and I asked for a drink,
They gave me a glass and they showed me the sink.
Originally posted by mateuloseHave you tried stealing or begging for the money? It's the prefered money-making method of lazy, worthless bums all around the world.
HELP? ANY ADVICE? And plz don't say something retarded like geting a job at Wal-Mart, a job were you work your coatails off being a slave with no incentive or rewards, and cannot afford the stuff I mentioned anyways.
Originally posted by DCSI think that joined date and subscribed date are two different things.
if you read his profile, you can see that he actually joined in August. And that maybe this thread is actually a fake thread just to see other ppl reaction or something. I believe mateulose made this thread for pure crap just to piss people off. Don't you think? i really hate those idiots
Edit - Infact I know this. I joined in September, and subscribed in Feb (when I joined a clan same day).
Originally posted by no1marauder
Believe me there's people suffering worse ......... like everybody on these forums who has to read your pathetic whining! My advice is since your life sucks so badly you should sit down and have a face to face with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson; then we'd all be out of our misery.
Glad you find such utter disgust at a post in the debates forum, yet then post something like this 🙂 Styling.
Originally posted by pcaspianI find utter disgust at many posts, including virtually all of yours. In fact, I would say disgust is my normal reaction of choice in reading posts here. Did you alert my post? Alerting posts seems to be a full time job for you here.
Originally posted by no1marauder
[b] Believe me there's people suffering worse ......... like everybody on these forums who has to read your pathetic whining! My advice is since your life sucks so badly you should sit down and have a face to face with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson; then we'd all be out of our misery.
Glad you find such utter disgust at a post in the debates forum, yet then post something like this 🙂 Styling.
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In Thankgodfortheholierthanthousship,
2BitLawyer
What this thread is in need of is less whining. There is no foreseeable way I can subscribe to RHP in the near future (unless something changes) but you don't see making threads about it. The 6 games I'm allowed plus playing on playchess and other sites means I can handle my chess addiction.
In Conclusion: Stop whining and play chess.
Mate, how do you people PLAY more than six games at a time anyway?? Do you think about your moves much, or just play something random as the boss wanders in and out, heh heh ?
I like to light a fine cigar, and pour myself a cognac. By the time I've finished both of those, Jeeves will have drawn a steaming hot bath. Not your usual choice for a still life, I'll grant you. But artists can be temperamental beasts, so I'll hold my own council.
Finally, I'm ready to move! So I fire up Fritz, and away we go. Mind you, once the computer's well ablaze, it can be difficult to get it to process ANY data whatsoever. All things considered, six games of that sort of carry on is QUITE enough.