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Originally posted by Vandalizer
Mate, how do you people PLAY more than six games at a time anyway?? Do you think about your moves much, or just play something random as the boss wanders in and out, heh heh ?

I like to light a fine cigar, and pour myself a cognac. By the time I've finished both of those, Jeeves will have drawn a steaming hot bath. Not your usual choice for a still li ...[text shortened]... ANY data whatsoever. All things considered, six games of that sort of carry on is QUITE enough.
God, how can we manage more than 6 games? Easy; join a clan league. I went from about 10 games (moving) to nigh 50.

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Originally posted by Vandalizer


Finally, I'm ready to move! So I fire up Fritz, and away we go. Mind you, once the computer's well ablaze, it can be difficult to get it to process ANY data whatsoever. All things considered, six games of that sort of carry on is QUITE enough.
Ehm,I didn't understand the last part of your post:you ''fire up Fritz'' to make your moves?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
I find utter disgust at many posts, including virtually all of yours. In fact, I would say disgust is my normal reaction of choice in reading posts here. Did you alert my post? Alerting posts seems to be a full time job for you here.

In Thankgodfortheholierthanthousship,

2BitLawyer


Ah, but ofcourse I should feel honoured that someone suggesting to another poster to blow their face off with a Smith & Wesson, should finds my posts utterly disgusting. I consider it a compliment you can't stand me πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
This thread is in need of a little compassion....
I'd agree, I really don't see how he deserves quite the level of malice directed from such a large number of people....

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Originally posted by Ravello
Ehm,I didn't understand the last part of your post:you ''fire up Fritz'' to make your moves?
Oh! Ahhhh, well there's this German neighbour I have, see? And his name is "Fritz". And he just HATES chess! So, when I feel like taunting him, I play chess moves on here, πŸ˜‰.

Now I KNOW he's not aware that I'm doing it, but it just me feel good inside, you know? So yeah, I fire him up, "in my head". Ahhh, good old Fritz, heh heh heh heh. He's such a CARD!

It's funny, but he always seems to know if I'm playing a move though, cos then he gets up to jolly japes of his own. Why, as I alluded to in my last post, sometimes he'll launch a FIRE BOMB into the house, and set the computer on fire!!

I don't know. I mean, some people have suggested to me in the past that German's don't have a sense of humour!! Well, they've obviously never experienced side splitting third degree burns, lol.

Now, on a more serious note, it is OK to use computers to play online chess, yeah? Lord, I'd be CRAP without them. The general standard of play on RHP would indicate that they are an ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT, πŸ˜‰. In fact, some of the moves I've faced have left me so bewildered that I've realised my opponents MUST be using a computer of Godlike calculating ability!! Although, shortly after they deliberately lose the game, so as not to give away the secret programme they're testing out. Now that's CUNNING.

I reckon I could beat ANY computer in OTB chess, anyway. Because I don't see how they'd push the clock after they'd moved. Awwwwwwwwwww, poor widdle computee hasn't got any arms?? Boo frickety hoo, FLAG!!!

Hmmmm, let's just hope no one comes up with Robot Fritz!

Um, I mean Robot DEEP JUNIOR !!

Fritz is my neighbour, πŸ˜‰.

Though yeah, he COULD be a robot, come to think of it, :0

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If that's sarcasm it's the best use of it I've seen on this site so far. Well done that man.

If it's not I don't like you.

Hehe Fritz your German neighbour.

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Originally posted by Vandalizer
Oh! Ahhhh, well there's this German neighbour I have, see? And his name is "Fritz". And he just HATES chess! So, when I feel like taunting him, I play chess moves on here, πŸ˜‰.

Now I KNOW he's not aware that I'm doing it, but it just me feel good inside, you know? So yeah, I fire him up, "in my head". Ahhh, good old Fritz, heh heh heh heh. He's ...[text shortened]... OR !!

Fritz is my neighbour, πŸ˜‰.

Though yeah, he COULD be a robot, come to think of it, :0
Hey, no anti-german jokes please^^
and back to the subject of this thread: I find it kind of amazing you are unable to find a job-I had a job last year (I was 15, mind you), and I only gave it up because of lack of time. (And without wanting to point out the obvious... unemployment figures in Germany are sky-high, very likely amlot higher than in Canada or wherever it is that you live....)
So... get a life!

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Originally posted by Ravello
What do you expect?
That Bill Gates comes to your door and offers you a job?

Maybe if you asked politely for someone to pay your subscription (like others did) ,probably yuo would have find some fool,but with your posts you're begging to be insulted.

Seems like you hate everyone and everything,you blame everyone but you for what happens in your life ...[text shortened]... negative attitude,but if you behave in life like you post in these forums....................
And yet , some kind and generous soul has paid for his subscription.
And he does not know how 2 say "thank You".

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Originally posted by CoolPlayer
And yet , some kind and generous soul has paid for his subscription.
And he does not know how 2 say "thank You".
While I'm not a big matelouse fan I have to correct this. Read his thread in Only Chess.
And now I fly off to deal with other inaccuracies.

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Originally posted by CoolPlayer
And yet , some kind and generous soul has paid for his subscription.
And he does not know how 2 say "thank You".
Ah incorrect, I thanked whoever it was, but it seems that person wants to stay anonymous. I would pay them back if I knew who it was, I can pay for the subscription, I just have no way of sending the money over.

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Thus problem solved. Despite the abuse you got what you wanted, well done. Now a real sly fox will achieve the feat next year.