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Things that are socially acceptable to steal

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1. Glasses in bars.

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@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.
LOL...In what country? I once seen a guy eating a glass in my younger years at a pub.

I told the waiter is he allowed to do that? The waiter said: I am not saying anything to a fellow eating glass he has to be nuts....LOL...

-VR

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donations

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@lemondrop said
donations
You in need?

-VR

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Chickens...I work on farms and if Mr. Farmer owns 40,000 chickens then I find it socially acceptable to steal one considering I have to handle every one of the vile beasts! I hate them!

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@nomorechess said
Chickens...I work on farms and if Mr. Farmer owns 40,000 chickens then I find it socially acceptable to steal one considering I have to handle every one of the vile beasts! I hate them!
Don't you get paid for your job?

-VR

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Yes. Yes I do...but if a chicken scratches me or craps all over me I take offence sir.

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@nomorechess said
Yes. Yes I do...but if a chicken scratches me or craps all over me I take offence sir.
Perhaps sir, you shouldn't be working at a job you don't seem to like very much!

I would say stealing from the farmer is a criminal offence.

-VR

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I hate my job 😞... anyways I have 3 live chickens for sale! 😉

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@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.
Beer mats.

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@stellspalfie said
Beer mats.
Guys in beers named mat

I gotta go pass out...

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@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.
2. Pens from banks
3. The stapler and hole-punch from your office.
4. Your neighbours wife.

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...stumbled into #4 too many times.

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Nothing.

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@ponderable said
Nothing.
anything and everything

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