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Things you can only say at Christmas

Things you can only say at Christmas

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1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Ju ...[text shortened]... iggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Merry Christmas

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Originally posted by adramforall
20. Merry Christmas
Never heard that before.

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21. Would you like to pull my cracker?

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22. No, double dipping please.

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
22. No, double dipping please.
WTF ????



Is that when your friend sticks his finger in the bag of Christmas Cocaine ????

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
WTF ????



Is that when your friend sticks his finger in the bag of Christmas Cocaine ????
When someone dips a chip in the cheese dip. Then takes a bite of the chip. Then dips the same chip in the dip. That is just sick.

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20. I think I'll go get me a little leg.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Ju iggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. lets have lots of sex

Is this how it works?

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No

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do you want to pull a cracker?
looking at you darlin' i already have!
...preferably in a cockney voice

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Pull my finger! Pull my finger!!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Ju ...[text shortened]... iggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
This is too small for me, I'd rip it out if I even get my arm into it.

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I Got OneđŸ˜Čoops my CD Just skipped now everyone just heard you let one rip.