Originally posted by NordlysWell played Nordlys, well played.
In Tsigurian, an almost extinct language spoken in a remote area in Siberia, dust bunnies are called "svili bisali", which means "fluffy snake". The Tsigurians only knew snakes from stories and legends, as there are no snakes in that region. It seems that their idea of what a snake looks like was somewhat off.
Welcome to the thread snakes! I like snakes! 🙂
Speaking of snakes, here's a musician joke which snakes find quite offensive:
A rabbit and a snake meet in a dark tunnel. It's so dark that they can't see anything, so they try to find out whom they have met by touch. The snake says: "You are warm and have a soft fur... And you have long ears... You must be a rabbit!" The rabbit: "You are cold and slimy... You must be a conductor!"
Of course that's nonsense. Snakes are not cold and slimy, they are warm, dry and soft. So it probably was a conductor after all.
Originally posted by NordlysYou just had to ruin that joke with the last sentence. You're no fun. I'll tell you some real jokes...
Speaking of snakes, here's a musician joke which snakes find quite offensive:
A rabbit and a snake meet in a dark tunnel. It's so dark that they can't see anything, so they try to find out whom they have met by touch. The snake says: "You are warm and have a soft fur... And you have long ears... You must be a rabbit!" The rabbit: "You are cold and s ...[text shortened]... s are not cold and slimy, they are warm, dry and soft. So it probably was a conductor after all.
What's a pirate's favorite country? ARRRgentina (or ARRRmenia)
What's a pirate's favorite pasta? MacARRRoni
How was the pirate's journey? ARRRduous
What's a pirate's favorite very tense? past PARRRticiple
What's a pirate's favorite fish? CARRRp
Where did the pirate go in New York City? The Metropolitan Museum of ARRRt
Where did he go after that? Central PARRRk
What's a pirate's favorite capital of Connecticut 😛? HARRRtford
What were the pirate's booties made of? YARRRn
What was the pirate's criticism of the candidate? Overly PARRRtison
What was the pirate's favorite hobby? GARRRdening
Where did the ghetto pirate tell his friends that he was? Right HARRR
What's a pirate's favorite boat? A BARRRge
How did the pirate stop his car? He parallel PARRRked
Where did the pirate stop his boat? In the HARRRbor
What's a pirate's favorite letter? R
What's a pirate's favorite color? Blue
And to top it off, a much funnier and less stupid joke: A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "ARRRR, it's driving me nuts."