Originally posted by zakkwylder"I am a medic, and one of my main jobs is treating folks who come to me in private stating "Doc, my pee-pee is dripping non-stop pus, and it burns when I pee, and there's thus ugly painless "scab" (chancre) on my foreskin (or vulva, if female)....pleeeeeze, help me! So, I take a culture of said "drip" and take some blood from the person with the chancre case and either microscopically or serologically determine if they are indeed infected with an STD. Chancer mechanic is like "car-mechanic'...I fix chancres, or better, make them go away with medicines, so I am a chancremechanic...is that more understandable? By the way, if you are unaware of the hows and whys people get STDs, and before you get seriously intimate with another person, you would be wise to get educated because there are a myriad of nasty critters out there, some of them deadly...."
OH! Do explain your rationale.
That was his reply when I asked him why he named himself after an STD. 😛
Originally posted by Remora91Did you reply "Too much information"? I hope so.
"I am a medic, and one of my main jobs is treating folks who come to me in private stating "Doc, my pee-pee is dripping non-stop pus, and it burns when I pee, and there's thus ugly painless "scab" (chancre) on my foreskin (or vulva, if female)....pleeeeeze, help me! So, I take a culture of said "drip" and take some blood from the person with the chancre cas ...[text shortened]... adly...."
That was his reply when I asked him why he named himself after an STD. 😛
Originally posted by Whats goin on ehboo!
this thread is so close to dying.
what happened to the senseless but highly offensive chatter between two of the major contributors: zakk and wildfire?
what happeded to lifeless discussions of beer and getting drunk?
where has all the life gone?
and what happened to the onions and ghosts?
Originally posted by Remora91I was only joking about the hurting when I pee thing. No worries.
"I am a medic, and one of my main jobs is treating folks who come to me in private stating "Doc, my pee-pee is dripping non-stop pus, and it burns when I pee, and there's thus ugly painless "scab" (chancre) on my foreskin (or vulva, if female)....pleeeeeze, help me! So, I take a culture of said "drip" and take some blood from the person with the chancre cas ...[text shortened]... adly...."
That was his reply when I asked him why he named himself after an STD. 😛
Originally posted by zakkwylderI got 11 rubber ducks for Crimbo. I have no passion for ducks, but at least 4 separate members of my friends andb family thought what can we get a 35yearold bloke who has everything.
I was only joking about the hurting when I pee thing. No worries.
Rubber ducks seems to be the answer.