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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Oh, this is going to end badly.

On the bright side, I can see a made-for-TV movie coming out of it.
It will be part of the Dead Thread Series.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It will be part of the Dead Thread Series.
Great idea! A whole series! Can I be in an episode?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Great idea! A whole series! Can I be in an episode?
Of course! You'll be in most of them. Everyone loves to see a polar bear. I am sure the toy RookRAK sold in connection with the release of the series will be a bestseller, too.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Great idea! A whole series! Can I be in an episode?
You can be my Valentines present to her.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
You can be my Valentines present to her.
No, I don't want to be in your episode - like I said it won't have a happy ending for you or zak. mokko will end up with everything you ever owned, and neither of you will ever be seen again (most likely you'll have been put through the wood chipper).

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Originally posted by RookRAK
No, I don't want to be in your episode - like I said it won't have a happy ending for you or zak. mokko will end up with everything you ever owned, and neither of you will ever be seen again (most likely you'll have been put through the wood chipper).
But at the last second, she realizes how much she has lost and how little she gained and takes me back, and rescues a polar bear from a wood chipper, thus being the hero of the show and still having a dramatic effect. Face it, if she dumps us and never returns, it isn't a typical show. In the end, zakk gets jealous and murders me. He then shoves my body through the wood chipper (it has the main role) and mokko comes in and puts zakk through the chipper. Now that is a show worth watching.

If it is going to be a series, there is going to have to be a lot more characters.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
But at the last second, she realizes how much she has lost and how little she gained and takes me back, and rescues a polar bear from a wood chipper, thus being the hero of the show and still having a dramatic effect. Face it, if she dumps us and never returns, it isn't a typical show. In the end, zakk gets jealous and murders me. He then shoves ...[text shortened]... watching.

If it is going to be a series, there is going to have to be a lot more characters.
... a lot more characters; or a lot less wood chippers.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
... a lot more characters; or a lot less wood chippers.
you are cutting the main character!?

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
you are cutting the main character!?
OK, one main wood chipper should be ok. But it has to stay at mokkos - we'll cast a steady flow of clueless men for her to use up and feed to it.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
OK, one main wood chipper should be ok. But it has to stay at mokkos - we'll cast a steady flow of clueless men for her to use up and feed to it.
I have a wood chipper already here....now where is that steady flow of clueless men? Been awhile since I actually used my wood chipper, Maybe a good maintenance check is in order.

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Originally posted by mokko
I have a wood chipper already here....now where is that steady flow of clueless men? Been awhile since I actually used my wood chipper, Maybe a good maintenance check is in order.
"I have a wood chipper already here"
--Ok If thats what you call it.

"Been awhile since I actually used my wood chipper"
--I'll bet .

"Maybe a good maintenance check is in order"
--Now thats just a blatant come on.
😛

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Originally posted by aspviper666
"I have a wood chipper already here"
--Ok If thats what you call it.

"Been awhile since I actually used my wood chipper"
--I'll bet .

"Maybe a good maintenance check is in order"
--Now thats just a blatant come on.
😛
😲 Well that was just uncalled for! 😳😠:'(

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Originally posted by RookRAK
OK, one main wood chipper should be ok. But it has to stay at mokkos - we'll cast a steady flow of clueless men for her to use up and feed to it.
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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
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If I understood RookRAK correctly, the wood chipper is going to be the main character.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
If I understood RookRAK correctly, the wood chipper is going to be the main character.
The main character only in the mokko-based episodes. Since it's a series we can have multiple sub-plots. Besides there's probably a limit to how many clueless men even mokko can go through. 😉

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