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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, in that case you'd first have to pent, and then repent.
What's with the Faith Whales? What did I miss? I worked too hard today so clearly didn't keep up with something new developing here.

Can't you be an agnostiwhale instead?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
What's with the Faith Whales? What did I miss? I worked too hard today so clearly didn't keep up with something new developing here.

Can't you be an agnostiwhale instead?
Check out the "Check out my" thread.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Check out the "Check out my" thread.
Thanks! That was pretty good for a laugh, and now I understand the Faith Whales.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The First Commandment:

Thou shalt not misspell "weird"; for the Lord is Weird and Wonderful.
Nice catch there, but I was only preaching by example the fallacy of the i before e except after c rule.

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Die thread Die!!

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Nice catch there, but I was only preaching by example the fallacy of the i before e except after c rule.
You are not a member of our cult, much less a certified priest. You are not allowed to preach.

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Originally posted by Ramiri15
Now that I've been reduced to the ignominious role of the robe weaver, I'm going to go back to impersonating a Born-Again Jehovah's Witness.
Can I interest you in some interesting literature? You'll find it very interesting.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Can I interest you in some interesting literature? You'll find it very interesting.
I heard the same thing on an infomercial about vacuum cleaners last night. How awkward.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I heard the same thing on an infomercial about vacuum cleaners last night. How awkward.
The vacuum cleaner would be a perfect devotional object for a cargo cult.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The vacuum cleaner would be a perfect devotional object for a cargo cult.
What wouldn't be.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
What wouldn't be.
I meant in marketing terms. The vacuum cleaner has a distinct sci-fi appeal lacking in, say, a tin of diet supplement formula.
There really should be a channel which just provides the image of these desirable objects without any soundtrack or other human input, so that the cultists can work out on their home exercise machines, gazing at the screen in silent communion.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The vacuum cleaner would be a perfect devotional object for a cargo cult.
And lo, Muffy shall suck away the sins of the wiked*.


*(sic, RBHILL- "Check out my..." Thread).

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Erin's Weird and Wonderful Word of the Day:

omophagy

the eating of raw food, especially raw meat. The word was originally used
in reference to feasts for the Greek god Bacchus, at which raw flesh was
eaten. It comes from the Greek for 'raw.'

Could be something for the Faith Whale cult, too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Erin's Weird and Wonderful Word of the Day:

omophagy

the eating of raw food, especially raw meat. The word was originally used
in reference to feasts for the Greek god Bacchus, at which raw flesh was
eaten. It comes from the Greek for 'raw.'

Could be something for the Faith Whale cult, too.
Beluga blubber communion waffers?

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