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Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Bleached.
Do belugas bleach, or are they naturally white?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Today's Weird and Wonderful Word:

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tripudiant

dancing; used figuratively to mean triumphant, exultant. The tripudium was a ritual dance of ancient Rome, done by armed priests. The dance involved three steps (tripudium means 'three feet'😉 and included banging on shields with rods or s ...[text shortened]... _________________________________

I think we should introduce the tripudium into our cult.
Sure - a cult with shields and spears sounds good. Being crazy is only enhanced by also being armed and dangerous.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Sure - a cult with shields and spears sounds good. Being crazy is only enhanced by also being armed and dangerous.
You can all have a pieces of my shield if you wish. It's super-heavy duty and coated with non-stick teflon 🙂. The best part is, I regenerate!

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*silently passes round a platter of whale blubber and roquefort cheese*

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
*silently passes round a platter of whale blubber and roquefort cheese*
He took cheese, blessed and grated it, and giving it to His apostles, said: "Take and eat; this is My body;" then He took a cup of blubber, blessed it, and giving it to them, said: "All of you drink of this; for this is My blubber of the new covenant which is being shed for many unto the forgiveness of sins;" finally, He gave His apostles the commission: "Do this in remembrance of Me."

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He gave His apostles the commission: "Do this in remembrance of Me."
Then he showed them what to do, and they went Ugh, so he said, OK, scratch that part.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He took cheese, blessed and grated it, and giving it to His apostles, said: "Take and eat; this is My body;" then He took a cup of blubber, blessed it, and giving it to them, said: "All of you drink of this; for this is My blubber of the new covenant which is being shed for many unto the forgiveness of sins;" finally, He gave His apostles the commission: "Do this in remembrance of Me."
We need to have some cool chants going on while this is happening. I heard one in a mass that I swear went- "BetIcanbeatyousonofbitchesinagameofDOMINOS......"
(Then they passed a plate around and I had to put money in, so I think I lost.)

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
We need to have some cool chants going on while this is happening. I heard one in a mass that I swear went- "BetIcanbeatyousonofbitchesinagameofDOMINOS......"
(Then they passed a plate around and I had to put money in, so I think I lost.)
Or as Saint Dominic said
Oh feelie my belly biscos,for billy selleth all his dominos.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Then he showed them what to do, and they went Ugh, so he said, OK, scratch that part.
I see you know the bible. Very good.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I see you know the bible. Very good.
I don't think our clan should have any bible-like book, or if we do it should just be to make us laugh.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I don't think our clan should have any bible-like book, or if we do it should just be to make us laugh.
Do you mean our cult? Anyway, the baboon's bible quote made me laugh, so that would work.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you mean our cult? Anyway, the baboon's bible quote made me laugh, so that would work.
Yeah, I meant "cult". My brain is fried - I worked way too hard to week.

Have you ever been to this forum:

http://www.samharris.org/forum/index.php

I read mr harris's book, and ended up at the forum. It's occassionally interesting, but often it's just atheists vs morons insults.

I really, really wish all the fanatical religious people would re-engage their brains. They need to pent and re-pent.

(clearly I have some "pent" up frustration)

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Originally posted by RookRAK
My brain is fried - I worked way too hard to week.
I can see that. 😉

No, I haven't been to that forum, or read that book. The Spirituality Forum is enough...

You should join Brother Whalechicken and me and get yourself a nice Faith Whale avatar. Did you notice my faith whale started to blink?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can see that. 😉

No, I haven't been to that forum, or read that book. The Spirituality Forum is enough...

You should join Brother Whalechicken and me and get yourself a nice Faith Whale avatar. Did you notice my faith whale started to blink?
I do like your faith whale.

Maybe after I get some rest I'll go looking for a faith whale for myself. Though the polar bear might be jealous.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I do like your faith whale.

Maybe after I get some rest I'll go looking for a faith whale for myself. Though the polar bear might be jealous.
I must admit I would probably miss it. Maybe you could put it into your profile instead. Your profile picture doesn't work here, although it shows up when I go directly to that address.

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