Originally posted by mokkoIt wanders off to page 3 all the time. But the rules (set forth somewhere in the first 100 pages) say it is considered dead if nobody posts for 48 hours.
I'm pretty sure this thread has been ghosted for some time now. If I remember correctly I've even seen it on page 3 from time to time. It's kind of like Bruce Willis in that movie. Dead just doesn't know it yet.
Originally posted by Daemon SinI checked behind the sofa and retrieved eight coins from four different countries (sofa must have been on vacation recently), a small yellow rubber duck, two pens, a sack of potatoes, an old manual typewriter, two ex girfriends (who I had to give taxi fares to the airport), a nail file, three pounds of fluff, some bat dropping, a small rodent of indeterminate age, a packet of mixed nuts and the arm rest from the cockpit of a boeing 737 but no keys!!!
Have you tried down the back of the sofa, or under that big pile of crap on the coffee table?
I'll report on my findings from the coffee table later.
Originally posted by WheelyZacks rubber duck! He'll be wanting that back. Probably searching high and low for it. It's his lucky duck you know
I checked behind the sofa and retrieved eight coins from four different countries (sofa must have been on vacation recently), a small yellow rubber duck, two pens, a sack of potatoes, an old manual typewriter, two ex girfriends (who I had to give taxi fares to the airport), a nail file, three pounds of fluff, some bat dropping, a small rodent of indeterminate ...[text shortened]... ckpit of a boeing 737 but no keys!!!
I'll report on my findings from the coffee table later.
Originally posted by mokkoIf Zack (whoever he or she is) wishes to reclaim said duck then I have to report its rather untimely demise at the hands of, or rather fangs of, a terribly ferocious six footed kitten. If it meant a lot to Zack I shall say a few words before I solemnly attempt to flush it down the toilet. I might try and flush the duck too.
Zacks rubber duck! He'll be wanting that back. Probably searching high and low for it. It's his lucky duck you know
Originally posted by WheelyI was asking whether your car keys are purple, because the keys I saw somewhere in the thread were purple. If you can't see anything purple on the pages, maybe someone else has taken them, or maybe they are lying behind a letter.
Not on my screen Nordles. I just checked and all those pages are white with lots of black marks on.
I will check all the other pages to see if any of them are purple.
Originally posted by NordlysSilly me! and I thought you were talking about the colour of the pages 🙂
I was asking whether your car keys are purple, because the keys I saw somewhere in the thread were purple. If you can't see anything purple on the pages, maybe someone else has taken them, or maybe they are lying behind a letter.
I looked very carefully behind each letter and I didn't see my keys. I hope I haven't replaced any of the letters in the wrong place because otherwise when we all read back through the entire thread next time, which I sure we all often do, it will make even less sense than it did before.
Originally posted by WheelyWho knows - since it can't make much less sense, maybe it will even make more sense? Wasn't the bible written by thousands of monkeys throwing a dice?
Silly me! and I thought you were talking about the colour of the pages 🙂
I looked very carefully behind each letter and I didn't see my keys. I hope I haven't replaced any of the letters in the wrong place because otherwise when we all read back through the entire thread next time, which I sure we all often do, it will make even less sense than it did before.